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#905653 - 08/04/13 12:30 AM Sip-&-Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer Simpson
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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Bernie and Abe are having a drink together in a City wine bar to celebrate Abe's recent promotion. They had been drinking for some time when Bernie begins to insult Abe. He shouts, I slept with your mother, Abe.
There was a hush as everyone listens.
Bernie again shouts at Abe, I slept with your mother, Abe.
Abe replies, I know. Why don't you go home now, Dad, you're drunk.
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A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the
defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table.

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."
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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno..." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim.

"How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to take a wee."
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.

Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"
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An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right over my homeland."

"How can you tell?" asked the American.

"I can feel the cold air." he replied.

A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland." he said.

"How do you know that?" asked the Russian. "I can feel the heat of the desert."

Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over New York."

The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that?" they exclaimed.

The American pulled his hand up. "My watch is missing."
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

If size matters, you should be very happy with the size of that joke list today. thumbsup

If bigger is better, you'll love the serving portions in the diner. yes

I know some of you have huge appetites. shocked

You'll dig the colossal menu as well. yay

I'm absolutely positive you'll be thrilled with the size of my............optimism. yes

I'm sure it'll be a big day for each of you. wink

Speaking of big, I have an ear ache the size of my sister's big............ feet, so I'm going to go take some BIG pain relievers and go beddie bye. smile

Have a happy day everyone.

joe




Edited by gymcandy1 (08/04/13 12:32 AM)
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#905656 - 08/04/13 12:49 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe!
I hope you wake without an earache, those are miserable. Do you have another day off? yay

I need to hide in the corner today. I am having writers block. rotfl

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#905661 - 08/04/13 03:47 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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Good morning Joe,Ana and all who follow. wave
Have all a super Sunday. smile happydance summer
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#905672 - 08/04/13 04:46 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good Morning Joe, Ana and Haroula. Joe I hope your earache is better. Ana come on over to the naughty corner. Maybe we can help. Hope you are feeling better today too. Haroula how about a walk on the beach? Cailyn the coffee is ready. Happy Day wished for all! summer
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#905678 - 08/04/13 05:09 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Hello and goodbye. wave

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#905679 - 08/04/13 05:58 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good morning. Thanks Joe for your openers. I've missed you guys. Life's been getting in the way lately. I have an early shift this morning but I wanted to stop in and say hi. I hope you all have a great Sunday. Please find a little time to exercise.smile Morning MaG kissy

Midgie hearts
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#905680 - 08/04/13 06:19 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Posts: 14238
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, I hope your ear is better in the morning.

Ana, maybe a good night's sleep will work for writer's block.

Haroula, enjoy the day!

Gerry, I'm ready for coffee. Thanks.

Sue, good morning when you come in.

Venus, Hi.

Midgie, how have you been? Wishing you a good day.

Church this morning. Quiet Sunday. Cool weather.
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#905681 - 08/04/13 06:33 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/12/02
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Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Joe, I hope your earache is better this morning. Breakfast out after our walk. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Bacon, Sausage, Eggs, Pancakes, Hash Browns, Muffins, and Toast in the NC. summer
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#905694 - 08/04/13 09:26 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21110
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Gosh Joe, I hope that ear ache goes away for you

Good morning Ana, Haroula, Gerry, Venus, Midge, Gail, Connie and all who follow!

Oh my, I need a day of rest! I am exhausted from my time off rotfl

So...I hope to keep my focus today on gardening, music and reading!

Take care everyone!

wave

L4L hearts
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#905710 - 08/04/13 10:26 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good morning everyone. wave
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#905712 - 08/04/13 10:42 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13520
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Aw Joe hope the ear is better this morning. HUGS! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day off!!

Ana maybe you need a different corner. lol New sites might help. Hope that you are feeling better each day! Have a lovely day and may the project move right along for you!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

venus may work time fly and all go well. Happy Working!!

Gail enjoy church and the fellowship. Have a lovely relaxing day!

Connie may you have a lovely walk and enjoy breakfast out!! Thanks for the treats!

Midge have fun at work and a lovely day!

Soot have a nice relaxing day!!

Space enjoy the day and hope the weather is nice!

wave
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#905714 - 08/04/13 10:54 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

VA son and family are back home resting from their long drive yesterday...at least, I presume they are. I'll call later to be sure but don't want to wake them up.

I think eldest has to work, but he is still sleeping at the moment. Keoki is still on lockdown as we had a kid incident while company was here. I left the kitchen to come down and socialize and in about 2 minutes, Keoki joined me Down the Stairs in the den mad One of the girls had gone to the kitchen to get something and left the door open. So we are back to carrying him and doing K laser treatments. KISA had the genius idea to move him to the dining room where kids don't go which made life much easier. He is putting weight on that leg this morning, so once again, I'm encouraged.

It was really great having the kids (little and big). The cousins played beautifully together and even put on a skit for Big Soot on his b'day. It was hysterical and memorable.

I cooked a lot, as I always do when the family is around so my back is a'talking. I plan to do a lot of newspaper reading today and meal planning and not much else.

Soot and I watched 42 last night. We enjoyed it, but I think it would have been better if a little more of both Branch Rickey and Jackie Robinson's early life had been shown. We saw what happened but not really what shaped both men early on.

Tomorrow I must book cook, so I'm resting my brain and my body today. Poor Soot needs a vacation to recover from his vacation.

Back later.......
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#905748 - 08/04/13 12:33 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: looney4labs]
Darlene Offline
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and I hope no earache today!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Church this morning, then son, DIL, grandbabies, daughter and boyfriend will all be over for dinner. My dining table will be full and I love it!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#905778 - 08/04/13 03:49 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Afternoon; sunny day after 2 days of rain. Know it had the wheat farmers worried but should be okay to continue harvest tomorrow.
Busy morning with church, a Baptism, Communion and a pot luck after. Think I'm stuffed and ready for a do nothing rest of the day.

Joe, hope you feel better. Earaches can be so painful.

Ana, hope you break the writers block.

L4L, may Keoki improve quickly.

Hi, Midgie.

Have a great day all Boomies.
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#905779 - 08/04/13 03:55 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good afternoon boomies, I got up early and headed to the corner and started writing. It'll get there by tonight, no choice. lol

I just ran the dogs at the river and I'm back at it. Nice quiet house and the dogs are content so I am good to go.

Are we having fun yet?
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#905794 - 08/04/13 04:48 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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We went to a beach that only rocks,sun,sea and sky.
A little lagoon of water and rocks and a little taverna nothing else...
We saw the sunset with a glass of retsina...
just paradise yes
No cars and traffic sound smile happydance
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#905797 - 08/04/13 04:52 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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And I wasn't invited? lol It sounds awesome Haroula!
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#905800 - 08/04/13 05:03 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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lolAna we are so closeeeeeeeeeee....
woozycome any time... smile
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#905802 - 08/04/13 05:04 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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Hidey Ho everybody. wave

I've had a fantastic day. yes

I did some house cleaning. Cleaned Pepper's room. Washed my truck. Washed some rugs, and laundry. Washed dishes. Washed myself. lol

I'm all washed up. snicker

I've gotten everything ready for my early day tomorrow, so now it's just relax and enjoy my evening until bed time. thumbsup

I have three five o'clock days to start this week off. Then I'll have three closes before my next day off on next Sunday. tired

Now I'm watching a movie with Kurt Russell called The Thing. It is one scary movie. scared

The first time I saw it was in my high school years, at the drive-in. shocked

I hope everybody's having a great day.

joe
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#905803 - 08/04/13 05:06 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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duhI have a fhoto to show you but I don't know how...any ideas think
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#905806 - 08/04/13 05:12 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Haroula, do you have a photobucket account? If so you can follow these directions:

a. Add your photo on a site like Photobucket

b. Use the "full reply" on GameBoomers when posting

c. copy the direct link line from under your photo and click on the first (upper left) icon above the reply box.

d. Paste the link into the box and click ok. A new Box will come up. In that box you will type the description you want to appear on the board. Click ok.

If you don't have one and it's only one picture, I'll be happy to add it to mine for you if you email it to me.

Joe, sounds like you had an extremely productive day! yay
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#905807 - 08/04/13 05:15 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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thanksAna I'll send you the photo tomorrow,by e-mail.
Its bed time for me tired sleep wave
I don't have a photobucket account duh


Edited by Haroula (08/04/13 05:16 PM)
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#905809 - 08/04/13 05:21 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Loc: San Diego, CA
Oh! Haroula, how that brings back memories of the summer I dated a Greek sailor here on training. He spoke no English, I spoke no Greek and my Dad (who spoke 6 or so languages)translated for both of us. Oh what a glorious summer of Retsina, Ouzo, nights watching the sun come up and go down, eating at REAL Greek restaurants here in town. Romantic, but then the pain of seeing him sail away back to Greece never to be heard from again. Ah, Love at its finest and most heartbreaking. Wouldn't have missed it for the world. hearts

I'll send you his picture, maybe you will see him somewhere and say hi from me. rotfl Hey, it was only 43 years ago, he will still look the same, right?? dance
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#905810 - 08/04/13 05:25 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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lolSorta so you have a Greek history....
So cute happydance
First love hearts
Do you remember any Greek words?
ΣΕ ΑΓΑΠΩ /I LOVE YOU wink


Edited by Haroula (08/04/13 05:29 PM)
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#905818 - 08/04/13 05:45 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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I will look out for your email tomorrow Haroula. Sweet dreams.

Sorta, I love my summertime romance memories also. Unfortunately, mine all had an early demise. sad
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#905845 - 08/04/13 07:52 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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I have been occupied for the last several hours as a Keoki bed, but nature is demanding I move. puppy
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#905847 - 08/04/13 08:01 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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lol I hope it was just his head or your legs probably fell asleep.
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#905851 - 08/04/13 08:08 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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Saw a special this afternoon on Dr Who, to announce the next Dr Who. happydance

Matt Smith is leaving the show, and Peter Capaldi is the next Dr. smile

Capaldi..... think..Hmmmmm, must be Italian. grin

wave joe
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#905861 - 08/05/13 12:22 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Night all sleep well and [leasant dreams.

Haroula all you do is start an account with Photobucket, it doesn't cost anything.

Night!!!!

sleep
Nan

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