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TGIF #908028
08/15/13 07:53 PM
08/15/13 07:53 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.

"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over 300 dollars!"

"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.

"Hiking??? Come on son, tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?"

"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr Johnson from the bank would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping
on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would
sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
All the blondes applauded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.

For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.

Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.

Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.

Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.

I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".

"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?

"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Drinking Problem Signs

45 Don't recognize wife unless seen
through bottom of bottle.
46 You drink to get over a hangover.
47 That damned pink elephant followed me
home again.
48 You are the proud owner of a porcelain
bus driver's liscense.
49 The Whisky Ain't Working Anymore.
50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake
their heads when they walk past you.
51 You have a reserved parking space at
the A&P.
52 I'm as jober as a sudge!
53 You consider yourself a workaholic,
becuase every time you go to work, you
want to have a beer!
54 I slept with that damned pink elephant
again.
55 Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground
in circles after biting you.
56 Newt Gingrich.... he's soooo sexy.
57 You find yourself in a room on a train
arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing
you remember is being in a bar in NYC!
58 Your name is Ted Kennedy.
59 You wake up in Korea in August and the
last thing you remember is the Fourth of
July party in Waikiki.
60 Red dog upside down looks like batman
eating a catwoman.
61 You've fallen and you can't/(don't
want to) get up.
62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
63 When hangovers become an attractive
alternative lifestyle.
64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join
AA.
66 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent
watering.
67 Do you take this woman..
68 You wake up too groggy to come up with
anything funny for this [blip] list.
69 You realize you have shaved your head
except for a little rat tail hanging
from the top and you're pestering people
to buy incense & [blip].
70 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie,
and Jose.
71 Double vision so much the norm, you
can't function w/o it.
72 You listen to the radio and start
dancing to hootie and the blowfish.
73 Because you're not as think you are
drunk I am...
74 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates -
yes, alcohol is the fifth food group.
75 Your favorite drink is ethanol.
76 Why does everybody think I have a
prinking droblem?!
77 You can't remember what your family
looks like... or if you have a family.
78 You wake up surrounded by 50 dented
cases of SPAM.
79 You like SPAM.
80 You get defensive when someone asks if
you have drinking problem.
81 Haven't stopped drinking since Carter
got elected.
82 I don't have a drinking prob.. pleb..
prub..hic Pash me another, tarbender.
83 You spend a whole night holding up
walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
84 The opposite wall is covered with
ceiling tiles and there are rows of light
fixtures.
85 When you feel drunk is feeling
sophisticated when you can't say it.
86 When you feel that beauty lies in the
hands of the beer holder.
87 When you read about the evils of
drinking, and give up reading.
88 When you feel reality is an illusion
that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."

"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

My schedule has been changed due to the fact that my department manager's step-father passed away, so I've been asked to open today (Friday). duh

I think most of it will be overtime.

I'm getting this posted now of course, so I can hit the crib ASAP. pacify

There'll be no gaming tonight...... sad

Gotta have my beauty rest. summer



I found out yesterday that we bonused this quarter at work, AND, it was the maximum bonus to boot. That will mean an extra $700 or more in my paycheck, whenever it comes in a week or two. penguin

Of course after taxes it won't be quite that much, but it'll still be a good chunk. smirk

To celebrate, I'm going to buy my sister something she can ride.




A catapult.......... dance



Have a happy day everyone.

joe



Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/15/13 08:00 PM.

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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908036
08/15/13 08:57 PM
08/15/13 08:57 PM
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Alabama
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Congratulations Joe bravo


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-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908040
08/15/13 09:10 PM
08/15/13 09:10 PM
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woot Joe! That is awesome!! yay

L4L wave

Today will be another day like the rest this week. Work, then running hills down by the river with the dogs, work, bike ride after dinner with a stop at the playground to play on the monkey bars and do pull ups, and then back to work. I'm going stir crazy. rotfl

Happy Friday everyone!

Ana wave


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Re: TGIF [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #908064
08/16/13 01:05 AM
08/16/13 01:05 AM
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Unionville
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Good morning Joe, L4L, Ana and all boomers to follow. wave
Hope everyone has a fantastic friday smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908069
08/16/13 02:42 AM
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Good morning Joe, L4L, Ana, Manxman and all who come in later. wave
Have all a great day. dance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: TGIF [Re: Haroula] #908076
08/16/13 03:55 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Good morning Joe,L4L,Ana,manxman,Haroula waveJoe congrats!Ana that surely is a full day for you! The coffee is on I'll keep it hot! Hi Gerry to you when you arrive waveHappy Friday to all yay


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908078
08/16/13 04:26 AM
08/16/13 04:26 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, L4L, Ana, manxman, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe congrats on the bonus. Ana that sure is a full day. I hope you get some down time this weekend. L4L nice to see you in the diner. Manxman have a great day. Haroula enjoy your day too. Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Is your weather been as beautiful as mine? happy day wished for all! wave


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908081
08/16/13 04:48 AM
08/16/13 04:48 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hello and goodbye. wave


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908083
08/16/13 05:02 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Hi there venus. Hope your day is relaxing! cat


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908085
08/16/13 05:44 AM
08/16/13 05:44 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

Joe, congrats on the bonus! Thanks for the laughs. bravo

Ana, you are quite the busy lady. shocked

Manxman, good morning.

Haroula, have a great day!

Sue, coffee sounds great this morning.

Gerry, I love the cooler weather. penguin

Venus, happy workday!

Wishing everyone here and everyone to come a wonderful day! catrub


Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908089
08/16/13 06:51 AM
08/16/13 06:51 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Congrats on the bonus, Joe. bravo To all here and all who follow, have a Great TGIF. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and Waffles, in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908109
08/16/13 09:29 AM
08/16/13 09:29 AM
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Kirkwood, MO USA
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Good morning y'all.

Starting the day with laundry then sometime today, I need to go over to the college and register for orchestra. Rehearsals start next Monday. Some of the public schools have started already. Seems awfully early to me.

Another beautiful day, a repeat of yesterday. Feels more like early fall. Wow, I won't complain.

Have a great and wonderful day everyone.

Bets


Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.
Re: TGIF [Re: flutist] #908114
08/16/13 09:59 AM
08/16/13 09:59 AM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and congrats on the bonus! Woohoo and booyah! Have a great TGIF!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908136
08/16/13 11:23 AM
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Scotland
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Hiya Boomers, hope you are all keeping well!

Had a lovely day out yesterday with Diana and two of my sisters. Youngest sister doesn't keep good health so it was especially nice that she could join us. We did lunch (Chinese buffet), which we all enjoyed, then had a wee shopping spree! Got a couple of nice dressy tops to wear.

Today has been spent grocery shopping and replenishing cake stuff, ingredients and packaging. Glad that's over and done with for a while! I'll be busy from now up until the end of September cakewise, got a couple of challenging cakes coming up that I'm looking forward to tackling.

Will stop by whenever I can...have a great day guys!

Mary hearts


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908139
08/16/13 11:33 AM
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Aw Joe sorry to hear about your managers step dad! Prayers for strength for him. Congrats on the bonus though. Thanks for the laughs and may work go well.

Manxman have a lovely day!

Ana I like your daily planner!! Enjoy and may the corner project move right along.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee! Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a lovely day!

venus may work be fun and time fly! Have a lovely day! How was babysitting???

Gail have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the treats and have a lovely day! How far from Port Orange are you??

Wow Bets orchestra already??? Where has the time gone. lol Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908141
08/16/13 11:49 AM
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Oregon
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Good Morning all. Joe, that is great news!! Ana? No mud today?? L4L, manxman, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, venus, Connie, Gail, Bets, Darlene, Mary and Nan....wishing all of you a great Friday!!And the same to all who come after. Company coming tonight so let the cooking begin!!!
Happy Gaming everyone!!!! wave

Last edited by Lotus777; 08/16/13 11:50 AM.

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Re: TGIF [Re: Lotus777] #908154
08/16/13 01:26 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hey everybody, I'm home. yay

Someone else came in at 10:00, and I left at 10:40, and went to Walmart to get groceries, and then home.

I fixed my lunch and now I'm ready to relax. yes

I hope you're all having a great day so far. It seems like Saturday to me. headscratch

joe


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908172
08/16/13 02:38 PM
08/16/13 02:38 PM
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Alabama
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Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

We've been up since early morn, but steadily busy. Got son smoothied before he got out the door for work, spent an hour on the phone with daughter who is having a very sad day, took Keoki for a K-laser treatment and got to pet 2 Great Danes and a black German Shephard and an adorable puppy while there. Then off to wander-walk Keoki, home to swap dogs, and back to the park for a more strenuous walk. Home to cut up a watermelon for lunch and start the rice for dinner, and now Finally, a chance to say "hi."

I think the next couple of hours will be low key, until I need to go up and cook. Very grey and solid overcast outside. Soot and I were "spit upon" a bit while walking which felt good. We are only supposed to hit the mid 80's today which is very cool for Aug. happydance

Joe, welcome home.

Ana, I can just see you playing on the monkey bars. Have fun.

Manx, hope your day is wonderful. I love your quote.

Haroula, wave

Cailyn is the campground full?

Gerry, will you be out to enjoy the weather?

Venus wave

Gail, how goes the summer?

Connie, are you guys getting the cooler weather too?

Bets, seems early to me too. They actually passed a law last year that no AL public school could start before Aug 15 as start times have been earlier each year. Some schools were starting on Aug 3 before that.

Happy skooshing, Darlene.

Mary, those challenging cakes sound intriguing. Will you be taking pics to share.

Nan, what's up for you and Sassy today?

Lotus wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908186
08/16/13 03:45 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Wisps of autumn outdoors -cool mornings and get this, only up to 95 this afternoon. Wednesday morning the 4 cats and doggy and I went walking in the back woods -Oh so nice. We all came back home except ShemerBaby and I had to leave for a haircut and worryworry. Haircutter lady assured me he would be back when I got home and she was so right. But if he ever does that again I'll still worry.

I had bought a large butternut squash which was too much for 1 person so today I made squash soup with the remnant and it turned out really good. It's like a thin smoothie. L4L, google says kale can be used for smoothies. That would be healthy because kale is nutritious. I eat it raw in salads -never cooked. Gosh I miss my garden.

On to the games. I really like Devil May Cry 5 and Sniper Elite V2, in fact I bought a DMC 5 guide and it came today -Yippee. As for the sniper one -gonna look around amazon for more games like that one. Sniper game is exhausting for me because I'm thinking all the time and on bad days I get really beat up.

Happy Friday all


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908189
08/16/13 03:55 PM
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Welcome to the weekend Boomers. yay


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Re: TGIF [Re: Kaki's Sister] #908191
08/16/13 03:59 PM
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Washington In the Wet corner
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Afternoon Boom Boom Buddies wave


Nice day here 70's
Mojo got new shoes on yesterday he
thinks he's hot stuff prancing around
me rotfl

off to read and play WoW cat

Have a nice day everybody~ wave

Peace be with you~ Karen flowers


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"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908196
08/16/13 04:15 PM
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Greece
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sleep wave


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908211
08/16/13 04:50 PM
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afternoon everyone. am still around. been busy helping hubby canned pickles. so far we have made bread and butter(yuck), dill , and kosher dill. today we are making sweet pickle relish. oh yea i made up a batch of peach jam and 1 pint is already gone.

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908241
08/16/13 06:19 PM
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Oh My, I love bread and butter pickles wave

Off to cook dinner puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #908260
08/16/13 07:44 PM
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Palouse country
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Afternoon/eve all. Woke at 3:30, let the dogs out and had to go out with them to cool off. It was so hot inside and that's what woke me up. Then didn't want to go back to sleep lest I miss a 10 a.m. meeting. So am typing with eyes only half open and my neighbor invited me over for ice cream. Think I'll try to get a raincheck...but almost forgot wrestling is on tonite...oh dear...off to ponder this situation but in the meantime may all have a relaxing Friday eve.


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