GAMEBOOMERS provides you with all the latest PC adventure computer games information, forum, walkthroughs, reviews and news.

GB Reviews

Latest & Upcoming Adventure Games

GB Annual Game Lists

GB Interviews


GB @ acebook

About Us


free games galore

Game Publishers & Developers

World of Adventure


GB @ witter

GameBoomers Store

Big Fish Games Homepage
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
#911351 - 09/01/13 06:36 PM Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else?
gymcandy1 Online   happy
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32157
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.
[info][add][mail][note]Leonard Bernstein (1918 - 1990)

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a professional
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".

Once there was a man who every week bought a lottery ticket in the local liquor store. He really didn't expect to win until one day he jumped in joy when he found out that he won 30 million dollars. The man immidiatly ran to his car, drove home at full speed, pulled up the drive way, ran inside the house slamed the front door behind him. As soon as he saw his wife, he said "Honey, I've won the lottery so pack your bags!!!" The man's wife leaping in joy asked him; "What should I pack for?, for hiking, mountain climbing or sun bathing honey!?"

"For what ever you want, Just make sure you're out by the end of the week!!!"

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimoto were talking over a
picnic lunch.

Hercules said, "You know everyone says I'm the strongest mortal on earth,
but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said, "you're right! Everyone says I'm the fairest, but how can
I be sure?"

Quasimoto agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer.
Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules said, "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

The next day they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules said, "I talked
to God, and He said I'm the strongest."

Snow White said, "As did I, and I'm the truly the fairest."

Quasimoto had his head bowed, as he shamefully asked, "Who is Janet Reno?"

Things To Say To Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes
are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work
if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could
know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that
telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your
dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was
finally time to marry.

Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how
their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on.

Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their
sexual relationship...

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.

"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy paused....then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

Giraffe and bunny meet up in the forest. Giraffe, in his usual arrogant way starts up a conversation.
"So, bunny, do you know how great it is to have such a long neck?" he asks, a faint tone of smugness in his voice.
"I'm sure I don't," replies bunny, obviously not really that interested.
"Well, to begin with, when I'm hungry and I chew my beautiful leaves, how can I describe the sensation of the leaves going down my throat....they go down and down and's one hour of sheer pleasure."
"Really, how fascinating," replies bunny, one eyebrow raised.
Oblivious to bunny's lack of enthusiasm, giraffe continues, "And when I'm thirsty, and I drink water, for a full hour it goes down....and down....and down...It's heaven on earth!"
"Amazing," comments bunny,"but just one question. Have you ever thrown up?"

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

I'm not waiting for inspiration. My weekend is over and I'm back at work at 5:00am (always moaning).

That means getting up at 3:30am (always moonlight).

In turn I'll be getting off at 2:00ap (always a pleasure). penguin

These days I really can't do a lot on my days off in this heat, and humidity.

I suppose I should get back into some kind of shape and start doing Iron Man running or Iron Man workouts, but I tell ya just going outside now makes me feel like the meat in the middle of a Hot Iron Sandwich. shocked

Nan it's not a lot cooler in the Texas Panhandle, but it is a lot dryer...............and windier.

In fact, you just feel like a tumble weed in a clothes dryer up there. rolleyes

Up there the grass is always dryer on the other side of the fence.

It is a lot colder in Winter though, and snowier.

We also say the snow is always deeper on the other side of the fence, if you catch my drift. razz

Up there I've gone to work in a short sleeve shirt in the morning, (because it was warm), and come home with hypothermia, (because a cold front came in).

Up there I've gone to work in nice weather in the morning, and couldn't get through the snow to get home after work. help

It a little more predictable here. We know it's going to be hot. taz

That's it, and that's it for the Joe Show, Sept. 2nd edition. dance

Have a happyful Labor Day everyone.
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#911352 - 09/01/13 06:46 PM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15320
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Have a great holiday everyone. happydance
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#911381 - 09/01/13 10:16 PM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 21227
Loc: Unionville
Hi all boomers. Hope everyone has a relaxing holiday smile
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#911394 - 09/02/13 12:06 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: manxman]
Drmojo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 2226
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner
Happy Happy Labor day Boomers summer woot

Mo Mo's all happy snug in his stall tonight~
hope everyone has a nice labor day rah

Nan I need your band of Angels for my
niece and SIL on their flight to Tahitia
Thanks hearts

Karen puppy summer
"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~

#911399 - 09/02/13 12:44 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75185
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day everyone. hearts

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#911418 - 09/02/13 02:53 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,enjoy the Labor Day. wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#911426 - 09/02/13 04:04 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: Haroula]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10366
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Labor Day Monday! We'll be here when you get home!

Hey, SQFan! Happy Labor Day!

Howdy, manxman! Have a great day!

Hey, Karen! Happy Labor Day and safe travels for your niece and SIL!

Howdy, Ana! Any plans for today?

Καλή μέρα, Haroula!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Lookingsoforwardtohavinganeasypeasyoompaloompanostresschillaxing Labor Day Monday! Woohoo!

Very early Labor Day Monday morning for me...

Daughter came by after dinner Sunday night, spent the whole evening watching various short family videos. Too much fun! It was a great evening!


To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#911428 - 09/02/13 04:12 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22735
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good morning Joe, SpaceQ, manxman, Ana, Haroula, Karen and Darlene. Hope you all enjoy your labor day. Right now we have a thunderstorm approaching. Hope we don't lose power! wave

#911435 - 09/02/13 06:02 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7645
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Well, it's time for another work whoosh. It's going to be a long day today. crazy Hope everyone has a fantastic Monday. summer
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#911442 - 09/02/13 06:57 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22735
Loc: Marlborough USA
Sorry you have to work venus. Enjoy your day!

#911443 - 09/02/13 07:26 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10212
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning and Happy Labor Day everyone. The BBQ was a big success. The pool got a good workout, as it was quite hot. Breakfast out today, then a GFS trip. It's like a smaller Sam's, but mostly resturant food and supplies and no membership needed. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Labor Day. Danish, Bacon, Eggs, Hash Browns, and Toast in the NC. summer

#911447 - 09/02/13 07:52 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: connie]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15320
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Now I'm hungry Connie. lol
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#911462 - 09/02/13 08:54 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers
Happy Labor Day!

Joe, in the Northeast the weather is a surprise everyday. lol

Space, good morning.

Gerry, these thunder storms are getting on my nerves.

Ana, happy day to you.

Haroula, enjoy whatever plans you have today.

Darlene, I love family videos.

Manxman, good morning.

Karen, so glad M0 is settled in. Prayers out for safe travel for Shawn and Rikki.

Venus, have a great day at work.

Connie, glad your BBQ was a success. Couldn't do much here with the thunder storms.

Happy Labor Day everyone! flowers

#911474 - 09/02/13 10:24 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
Geo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/01/05
Posts: 2747
Loc: Michigan
I tell them I don't do business over the phone and I would like to know where they are located so that we can talk in person. No one has ever told me.

#911480 - 09/02/13 10:51 AM Re: Labor Monday? Of Course, What Else? [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning y'all.

Had a nice dinner at Susie's yesterday. Barbeque pulled pork, baked potatoes, asparagus, ice cream and peaches for dessert. Yum.

Much cooler today. Going to the mid 80's. Better then 102. Not much going on today so will play it by ear. Just a relaxing day.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

Moderator:  BrownEyedTigre, looney4labs 

Who's Online
Key: Admin Global Mod Mod Staff  )
7 registered (Taintedfury, mrbill, gymcandy1, looney4labs, sanford, oldbroad, Gimme), 166 Guests and 14 Spiders online.
Newest Members
bru, nami, terynb, Gamewalker, plvision
9004 Registered Users