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More jokes.(Hint) #912163
09/06/13 02:28 AM
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-1.Why did the pig take a bath?
(The farmer said, "H------"!)

-2.What snakes are good at doing sums?
(A-----!)

-3.Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't p--- their l--!)

-4.What is a snake's favorite dance?
(The m----!)

5.Why couldn't the snake talk?
(It had a f--g in his t----t!)

-6.How do two snails fight?
(They s--- it out!)

-7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding ---- a worm in your apple!)

-8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(O--- in the court!)

-9.What is out of bounds?
(A t---- k-------!)

-10.What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(S---- r---!)

lol

Last edited by curly; 09/07/13 03:56 AM.

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912171
09/06/13 03:53 AM
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Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...
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1. "The farmer said hogwash" lol Good morning Curly wave

Bernie happydance

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912173
09/06/13 04:00 AM
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Hi Bernie, good answer.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912182
09/06/13 05:33 AM
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2." Adders"
Morning curly!


Gerry
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912187
09/06/13 05:45 AM
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Hi Gerry, good one.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912193
09/06/13 06:42 AM
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10. spare ribs

Morning curly, yes


Gail
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912204
09/06/13 07:23 AM
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Hi Gail. Merci.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912206
09/06/13 07:34 AM
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6. slug lol

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912208
09/06/13 07:52 AM
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Good Morning, curly cat

8. odor lol


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912210
09/06/13 08:01 AM
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3. pull their leg wave


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912212
09/06/13 08:07 AM
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5 - fork in its tongue


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912217
09/06/13 08:58 AM
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OB try again. Others are right.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912223
09/06/13 09:48 AM
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9. tired kangaroo? smile

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912234
09/06/13 10:06 AM
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Thanks Marian.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912236
09/06/13 10:09 AM
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4. mambo wave

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912252
09/06/13 11:27 AM
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Thanks Joan. The o should be a.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912339
09/07/13 01:06 AM
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7. Finding half a worm in your apple eek

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #912341
09/07/13 02:18 AM
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Good one.

Two more letters added to no.5

Last edited by curly; 09/07/13 02:20 AM.

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Re: More jokes.(Hint) [Re: curly] #912342
09/07/13 02:42 AM
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5.frog in his throat lol
Good morning wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: More jokes.(Hint) [Re: curly] #912347
09/07/13 03:56 AM
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Hi Haroula, good answer. Have a nice weekend.


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