-1.Why did the pig take a bath?
(The farmer said, "H------"!)
-2.What snakes are good at doing sums?
-3.Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't p--- their l--!)
-4.What is a snake's favorite dance?
5.Why couldn't the snake talk?
(It had a f--g in his t----t!)
-6.How do two snails fight?
(They s--- it out!)
-7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding ---- a worm in your apple!)
-8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(O--- in the court!)
-9.What is out of bounds?
(A t---- k-------!)
-10.What did the skeleton order for dinner?