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#912163 - 09/06/13 02:28 AM More jokes.(Hint)
curly Offline
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-1.Why did the pig take a bath?
(The farmer said, "H------"!)

-2.What snakes are good at doing sums?
(A-----!)

-3.Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't p--- their l--!)

-4.What is a snake's favorite dance?
(The m----!)

5.Why couldn't the snake talk?
(It had a f--g in his t----t!)

-6.How do two snails fight?
(They s--- it out!)

-7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding ---- a worm in your apple!)

-8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(O--- in the court!)

-9.What is out of bounds?
(A t---- k-------!)

-10.What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(S---- r---!)

lol


Edited by curly (09/07/13 03:56 AM)
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#912171 - 09/06/13 03:53 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. "The farmer said hogwash" lol Good morning Curly wave

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#912173 - 09/06/13 04:00 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Hi Bernie, good answer.
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#912182 - 09/06/13 05:33 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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2." Adders"
Morning curly!
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#912187 - 09/06/13 05:45 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Hi Gerry, good one.
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#912193 - 09/06/13 06:42 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. spare ribs

Morning curly, yes
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#912204 - 09/06/13 07:23 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Hi Gail. Merci.
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#912206 - 09/06/13 07:34 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. slug lol

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#912208 - 09/06/13 07:52 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
Jema Offline
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Good Morning, curly cat

8. odor lol
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#912210 - 09/06/13 08:01 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. pull their leg wave
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#912212 - 09/06/13 08:07 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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#912217 - 09/06/13 08:58 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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OB try again. Others are right.
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#912223 - 09/06/13 09:48 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. tired kangaroo? smile

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#912234 - 09/06/13 10:06 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Thanks Marian.
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#912236 - 09/06/13 10:09 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. mambo wave

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