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#913076 - 09/11/13 02:47 AM Jokes.
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-1.What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
L--- b----!

-2.What has eight legs and eight eyes?
E---- p------!

-3.What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us s-----!

-4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the p------- have e--- and the c--- has e---!

-5.Patient: I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: P--- yourself t-------!

-6.Why didn't the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?
Her l--- were s-----!

-7.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
W----'- p--?

-8.What did the nut say when it sneezed?
C-----!

-9.What cheese is made backwards? ----

10.Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
She was b---- with the h--- business!)

happydance




Edited by curly (09/12/13 08:40 AM)
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#913082 - 09/11/13 04:04 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. Lazy bones lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

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#913083 - 09/11/13 04:05 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Bernie, good one.
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#913090 - 09/11/13 04:29 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7. Where's pop? lol wave
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#913091 - 09/11/13 05:01 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one Gerry.
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#913092 - 09/11/13 05:43 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8.cashew lol wave
Good morning happydance
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#913093 - 09/11/13 06:13 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. smells grin wave

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#913096 - 09/11/13 06:29 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good answers. Hi Haroula.
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#913100 - 09/11/13 07:17 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. edam wave Morning Curly
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#913104 - 09/11/13 07:26 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, curly cat

4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! grin
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#913107 - 09/11/13 07:34 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. Her lips were sealed! wave

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#913111 - 09/11/13 08:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. she was bored with the hole business.

Morning curly, smile
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#913112 - 09/11/13 08:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good ones.
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#913116 - 09/11/13 08:47 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. Pull yourself together.

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#913119 - 09/11/13 09:14 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Flo.
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