-1.What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
L--- b----!
-2.What has eight legs and eight eyes?
E---- p------!
-3.What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us s-----!
-4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the p------- have e--- and the c--- has e---!
-5.Patient: I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: P--- yourself t-------!
-6.Why didn't the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?
Her l--- were s-----!
-7.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
W----'- p--?
-8.What did the nut say when it sneezed?
C-----!
-9.What cheese is made backwards? ----
10.Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
She was b---- with the h--- business!)