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Jokes. #913076
09/11/13 02:47 AM
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-1.What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
L--- b----!

-2.What has eight legs and eight eyes?
E---- p------!

-3.What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us s-----!

-4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the p------- have e--- and the c--- has e---!

-5.Patient: I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: P--- yourself t-------!

-6.Why didn't the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?
Her l--- were s-----!

-7.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
W----'- p--?

-8.What did the nut say when it sneezed?
C-----!

-9.What cheese is made backwards? ----

10.Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
She was b---- with the h--- business!)

happydance



Last edited by curly; 09/12/13 08:40 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913082
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1. Lazy bones lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913083
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Hi Bernie, good one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913090
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913091
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Good one Gerry.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913092
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Good morning happydance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913093
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913096
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Good answers. Hi Haroula.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913100
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9. edam wave Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913104
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Good Morning, curly cat

4.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! grin


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913107
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6. Her lips were sealed! wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913111
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10. she was bored with the hole business.

Morning curly, smile


Gail
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913116
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5. Pull yourself together.

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913119
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Thanks Flo.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913171
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2. eight pirates wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913175
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Right mxm.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913260
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10. bored hole wave


Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #913298
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Thanks Bob.


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