A bit ridiculous, a bit puzzling. Can you figure out a rhyme that will tie the two parts of these clues together? All answers include rhymes for the first and last name...well, with the exception of #3.

Example:

Night in the Museum star's ink cartridges = Ben Stiller's pen fillers

-1. Jethro is bald!
-2. "The Rose" singer's musicians are caught in a rainstorm
-3. Idol judge's nimbus
-4. Singer lost the day the music died has a dirty GI Joe
-5. Martial arts expert's sloppy patella
-6. "Biloxi Blues" playwright's genuine gem
-7. Former Idol judge's tropical fruit meadow
-8. Bourne star's obese croc
-9. "The Hammer's" fancy waterbird (think baseball)
-10. "Talking In Your Sleep" singer's firearm malfunctions

A late entry...

-11. Garden mod has wild turkey runners?

5. Bruce Lee's lazy knee.

Close, Doreen, but your third word needs tweaked.

8. Matt Damon's fat caiman

2. Bette Midler's wet fiddlers

5. How about Bruce Lee's clumsy knee?

6. Neil Simon's real diamond

4. Buddy Holly's muddy dolly

Looking good!

Doreen, the word rhymes with "Bruce"

10. Crystal Gayle pistol fail

Sounds good to me, manxman I had the past tense in the clue but fixed it now.

"Crystal Gayle's pistol fails."

1. Max Baer lacks hair

11. Urban Worrier's bourbon couriers

Bruce Lee's loose knee?

3. J-Lo's halo