A bit ridiculous, a bit puzzling. Can you figure out a rhyme that will tie the two parts of these clues together? All answers include rhymes for the first and last name...well, with the exception of #3.
Example:
Night in the Museum star's ink cartridges = Ben Stiller's pen fillers
-1. Jethro is bald!
-2. "The Rose" singer's musicians are caught in a rainstorm
-3. Idol judge's nimbus
-4. Singer lost the day the music died has a dirty GI Joe
-5. Martial arts expert's sloppy patella
-6. "Biloxi Blues" playwright's genuine gem
-7. Former Idol judge's tropical fruit meadow
-8. Bourne star's obese croc
-9. "The Hammer's" fancy waterbird (think baseball)
-10. "Talking In Your Sleep" singer's firearm malfunctions
A late entry...
-11. Garden mod has wild turkey runners?
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