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#914466 - 09/19/13 07:41 PM Friday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
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Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
He who laughs, lasts!
Mary Pettibone Poole
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names ...and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning," replied the young man -- still focused on the plaque.

"What is this?" Alex asked.

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.

"Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex's voice was trembling .. and barely audible ... when he asked, "Which service? ... the 8:30 .... or the 11:00?"
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Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."

She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?"

"She knows now," Jack replied.
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A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of the experiment.

Sidney drew a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a small twig from the rear and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped, and Sidney measured the distance. "12 feet...write that down, Sophie," he said.

Next, he brought the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog's right front leg. Again he prodded the frog and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped 10 feet, and on instruction, Sophie wrote it down.

Again the frog was brought back, the left front leg was removed, and again "Jump, frog!" Sidney reported, "Six feet...write it down."

The next time, Sidney removed the large right back leg. "Jump, frog!" Then, he shouted "Jump, frog!" and prodded the frog. "The frog jumped 8 inches...write it down, Sophie."

Finally, Sidney removed the frog's remaining back left leg, put it down and prodded the frog with the twig shouting, "Jump, frog! Jump, frog! JUMP FROG!! JUMP JUMP FROG!!!"

The frog didn't jump. Sophie looked at Sidney, and said, "So what should I write down?"

Sidney thought a moment, then told Sophie to write, "When you remove all the legs from a frog, it becomes deaf."


(No frogs were hurt in the making of this joke)
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There`s a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their daughter Jenny is standing out on their balcony too," his son replied.
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

I'm a little short on time again.

Imagine that.

I'm not sure what'll be in store for me today, in the store, but I'm sure there won't be a dull moment with my managers.

SO....early to bed & early to rise makes a man......



Yep


I don't give a about going to work, but when that 2:00 o'clock sounds I'll be singing a different tune believe U me.







Have a happy day everyone.

joe



Edited by gymcandy1 (09/19/13 07:52 PM)
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#914467 - 09/19/13 07:51 PM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
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rotfl thanks for the chuckles Joe. I was laughing out loud.

Happy Friday to you and all!

Ana wave
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#914473 - 09/19/13 08:32 PM Re: Friday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9081
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Friday Joe, Ana, and all the Boomers to follow. thumbsup
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#914494 - 09/19/13 11:40 PM Re: Friday's [Re: Space Quest Fan]
Drmojo Offline
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1736
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner
Hey ya Joe, Ana, and Quest wave

Beautiful day here 77% woot cool

Bella and I went for a scoot to the barn puppy
helped feed 75 horses and water them grin
then i brushed Mojo for 2hours its sooo
relaxing catrub

all boomers have a great day OK!! yay Doc
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#914498 - 09/20/13 12:08 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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SpaceQ, happy Friday!

Doc, glad you got to go to the barn today. How is the lighter chair working out for you?
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#914500 - 09/20/13 12:18 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 13922
Loc: Unionville
Good Friday morning to everyone. Hope you all have a great TGIF wave
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#914504 - 09/20/13 02:53 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6912
Loc: Greece
Have a great Friday Joe, Ana, SQFan Doc, Manxman
and all who follow later. smile wave
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#914508 - 09/20/13 03:15 AM Re: Friday's [Re: manxman]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9153
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your Friday's fab-u-lous!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's Hubby and my anniversary, so I'm taking the day off! happydance

To all 'Boomies, have a happy Friday!!
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#914514 - 09/20/13 05:08 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16319
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, SpaceQ, manxman, Karen, Haroula and Darlene. Joe great funnies. Ana have fun Friday. Karen happy to hear you still get to enjoy the horses. It is such a wonderful feeling working around horses. I do miss it! SpaceQ, manxman and Haroula have yourself a great day too. Darlene Happy Anniversary! How many years? Enjoy Friday everyone! Coffee is on Cailyn! wave
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#914520 - 09/20/13 07:19 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7812
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Joe and Ana, I'm happy your tests came back good. Darlene, Happy Anniversary. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Honey Buns, and Waffles, in the NC. summer
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#914522 - 09/20/13 07:55 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 13762
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope 2:00 o'clock comes quickly for you.

Ana, enjoy whatever the day brings today.

Manxman, good morning.

Haroula, happy day!

Darlene, Happy Anniversary! bravo

Karen, Glad you had a good time at the barn. Talk to you later.

Gerry, Coffee please and thank you!

Sue, are you having a chance to sleep in?

Connie, enjoy the day.

Wishing everyone a super good day today. broccoli
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#914541 - 09/20/13 09:57 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6912
Loc: Greece
Happy Anniversary, Darlene smile bravo
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#914554 - 09/20/13 10:55 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63377
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Happy Anniversary Darlene! What are your celebration plans for your long weekend?

Good morning Haroula, Gail, Connie, Gerry and manxman. Hope all is well Sue.

Stormy night here but all is quiet this morning. I have to run to the store and then it'll be a corner day. I will get the dogs in for a run at some point.

Have a happy day!
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#914555 - 09/20/13 11:03 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13277
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the chuckles this morning. May work fly and go well.

Ana may the corner be kind. Have a lovely run with the dogs, if ya go!

Space this is it....the weekend!! Just make it thru the day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Karen glad you had a lovely day with the horses yesterday! happydance Hope you are feeling well and things are going well for you!! Give Bella a cuddle for me. Have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Darlene Happy Anniversary!!!! Have a wonderful day!!!

Gerry thanks for teh coffee. have a nice walk and a lovely day!

Connie hows the knee doing? Hope it is getting better. Have a lovely day and thanks for teh danish!

Gail have a lovely day!!

No plans till taxi time and then off to work the fish fry at the Moose Lodge!!! Fun, fun, fun!!!

wave
Nan

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#914558 - 09/20/13 11:23 AM Re: Friday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Nan, is this the opening day for the fish fry? Have fun when you go! I'm heading out now with the dogs so I can cross it off my list.

Ana wave
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