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#915275 - 09/24/13 02:25 AM Jokes.
curly Offline
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Registered: 07/06/03
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Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada
-1.William Shakespeare walks into a bar one day, and the bartender says to him "Hey, you can't come in here;

---'-e ----!"

-2.What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?

--e c--- ------e-.

3.Several years ago, the State of Missouri was looking for something to replace their "Show me State" motto.

Their tourist agency came up with "M------- ---es c------"

-4.How can you help a starving cannibal?

---e him a ----!

5.Bob entered the barbershop and said emphatically to the
barber,"I want my hair cut so that it's long here,here,
here,and here, sort of wavy in this section but straight
just below,sort of spiked on this diagonal with a slanted
taper,and bald patches here,here,here,and here. I want my
hair so ugly that every female who sees me nearly passes
out."
The barber looked at him and said,"I don't think I can
do that!"
"Why not?"asked Bob. "You --- it --e l--- t--e I --- -e-e!"

-6.A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have t--e- L--- ---
my c-----."

-7.Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom
--- T---- b-----

-8.Church sign:Do not wait for the hearse to ---e --- to ------

-9.Mom: Little Joey, what are you doing in the house?
Isn't your baseball game today?

Little Joey: Yes, Mom, but when I rounded third base,
the ----- t--- -e to go ---e.

-10.Pearl: How was your blind date last night?
Shirl: Terrible. He showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce.
Pearl: Wow,that car must be worth a fortune!
What's so terrible about that?
Shirl: He's --e o------- o----.

lol


Edited by curly (09/24/13 09:55 AM)
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#915276 - 09/24/13 03:14 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
2.the cold shoulder lol
Good morning smile wave
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#915278 - 09/24/13 03:45 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
bermag45 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/03
Posts: 6715
Loc: Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...
1. "You're bard" lol - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance

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#915279 - 09/24/13 04:01 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good morning, good starts.
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#915280 - 09/24/13 04:18 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Flo NS Offline
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10. He's the original owner.

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#915283 - 09/24/13 05:47 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Thanks Flo.
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#915284 - 09/24/13 05:55 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18128
Loc: Massachusetts
7. The Tells Bowled

Morning curly, hearts
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#915288 - 09/24/13 06:20 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
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Loc: Marlborough USA
4. Give him a hand! grin
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#915290 - 09/24/13 06:29 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good ones, Hi Gail.
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#915295 - 09/24/13 07:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
michele rose Offline
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Registered: 12/25/07
Posts: 7261
Loc: Ohio
8. take you to heaven grin

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#915296 - 09/24/13 07:55 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Redz Offline
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Registered: 08/12/00
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6. I must have taken Leif off my census lol wave

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#915298 - 09/24/13 08:10 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. the coach told me to go home wave
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#915303 - 09/24/13 08:47 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada
Good ones.
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#915306 - 09/24/13 09:30 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
margob Offline
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Registered: 09/06/13
Posts: 265
Loc: greece
5. you did it the last time I was here wave

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#915310 - 09/24/13 09:55 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Registered: 07/06/03
Posts: 35662
Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada
Thanks Margo.
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