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#921278 - 10/30/13 02:28 AM Kid jokes.(Halloween)
curly Offline
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-1.Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was w------ up in himself!)

-2.What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(G------!)

-3.What are a ghost's favorite pants?
(B-- j----!)

-4.What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at f---- b---!)

-5.What do witches ask for at hotels?
(B---- service!)

-6.Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a b---- b---!)

-7.How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a p------ p----!)

-8.Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt r-----!)

-9.Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one p----!)

10.Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)

lol










Edited by curly (10/31/13 02:21 AM)
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#921279 - 10/30/13 02:41 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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1.wrapped up lol
Good morning happydance wave
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#921281 - 10/30/13 03:58 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Hi Haroula, good one.
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#921283 - 10/30/13 04:58 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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2. Ghoulie - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance

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#921288 - 10/30/13 05:31 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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3. Boojamas!
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#921292 - 10/30/13 06:28 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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Good one Bernie. Close enough Gerry, I have boo jeans.
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#921293 - 10/30/13 06:48 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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4. first bite

Morning curly, razz
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#921297 - 10/30/13 07:09 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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Good one. Hi Gail. zombie
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#921299 - 10/30/13 07:13 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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7. with a pumpkin patch lol Morning Curly
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#921301 - 10/30/13 07:24 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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6. blood bank lol

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#921303 - 10/30/13 07:26 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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#921306 - 10/30/13 07:44 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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5. broom service

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#921315 - 10/30/13 08:47 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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Good ones.
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#921316 - 10/30/13 08:47 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, curly cat

8. rotten zombie
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#921319 - 10/30/13 08:51 AM Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly]
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Hi Jema. Good answer.
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