-1.Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was w------ up in himself!)
-2.What position does a ghost play in soccer?
-3.What are a ghost's favorite pants?
-4.What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at f---- b---!)
-5.What do witches ask for at hotels?
-6.Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a b---- b---!)
-7.How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a p------ p----!)
-8.Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt r-----!)
-9.Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one p----!)
10.Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)