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Kid jokes.(Halloween) #921278
10/30/13 02:28 AM
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-1.Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was w------ up in himself!)

-2.What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(G------!)

-3.What are a ghost's favorite pants?
(B-- j----!)

-4.What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at f---- b---!)

-5.What do witches ask for at hotels?
(B---- service!)

-6.Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a b---- b---!)

-7.How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a p------ p----!)

-8.Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt r-----!)

-9.Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one p----!)

10.Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)

lol









Last edited by curly; 10/31/13 02:21 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921279
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1.wrapped up lol
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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921281
10/30/13 03:58 AM
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Hi Haroula, good one.


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921283
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2. Ghoulie - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921288
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3. Boojamas!


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921292
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Good one Bernie. Close enough Gerry, I have boo jeans.


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921293
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4. first bite

Morning curly, razz


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921297
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Good one. Hi Gail. zombie


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921299
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7. with a pumpkin patch lol Morning Curly


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921301
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6. blood bank lol

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921303
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9. He only had one pupil scared

Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921306
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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921315
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Good ones.


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921316
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Good Morning, curly cat

8. rotten zombie


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921319
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Hi Jema. Good answer.


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Re: Kid jokes.(Halloween) [Re: curly] #921509
10/31/13 02:20 AM
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Oops!


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