When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
"All of the Mets’ road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
If only faces could talk.
Mayor Frank Rizzo
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.
The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.
Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap
You cannot save the world!
Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Craftsman Push Mower
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”
Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend.
It's 11:35 and I haven't even showered yet.
It's ok though. I don't have a sense of smell, and I don't think Baby cares.
I hope you all have a happy day.