Lets get this party started......
Did you know that in Hawaii all residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat?
In Hawaii coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.When I was little I thought my little sister was a coin operated Chatty Cathy doll. I don't have any idea where all those dimes went.
In Idaho it's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. I guess the gals in Idaho have big appetites.
Also in Idaho you may not fish on a camel’s back. You probably wouldn't catch anything but sand crabs anyway.
In Boise residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back, but you can cross the lake without getting wet.
In Pocatello Idaho a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. "Good morning officer."
In Chicago it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.Some states have some laws that you know were passed for a reason, but you don't want to think about those reasons.
We're still in Illinois
It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois. You are SO COLD!!!In Indiana
it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.I'd have to stay home all the time if it was illegal for women to be aroused in public.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.Get this one:
Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.Did you know?
In 1848, Niagara Falls stopped flowing for 30 hours because of an ice jam blocking the Niagara River.
In the 1800′s anyone in England who unsucessfully attempted suicide faced the death penalty.
Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000
In 1960, an estimated 4,000 people were over 100 years old in the U.S. By 1995 the number had jumped to 55,000.
In 1921 76 inches of snow fell over Silver Lake, Colorodo, the heaviest snowfall ever recorded.
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
Talk is cheap compared to what it used to be; in 1915 a telephone call from New York to San Francisco cost $20.70 for the first three minutes.
In 1980 the yellow pages listed a funeral Home under “frozen foods”.
Ok that's enough of that.
I know you guys will start getting stomach cramps if you laugh too much too soon after breakfast, or before lunch, or just rolling on the floor laughing.
I got home at about a quarter after 9:30.
It's 11:30 now and I need to relax some before a busy night of dreaming.
Have a happy day everyone.