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#924016 - 11/12/13 12:39 AM Tuesdays
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.
Al Batt, in National Enquirer
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(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.
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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?'

The guy answers, 'A scotch, please.'

The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars,' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this.'

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.'

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again.' The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!'

The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.' To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch.'
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Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.

Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a jury. The bailiff returned with a group of lawyers.

The prosecutor felt that it would be an interesting experiment to try a case before a jury of lawyers, and the defense counsel had no objection, so a jury was impaneled. And the trial went very quickly -- after only an hour of testimony, and very short closing arguments, both sides rested. The jury was then instructed by the judge, and was sent back to the jury room to deliberate.

After nearly six hours, the trial court was concerned that the jury had not returned with a verdict. The case had in fact turned out to be every bit as simple as he had expected, and it seemed to him that they should have been back in minutes. He sent the bailiff to the jury room, to see if they needed anything.

The bailiff returned, and the judge asked, "Are they close to reaching a verdict?" The bailiff shook his head, and replied, "You're honor, they're still doing nomination speeches for the position of foreman."
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A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.

She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"

He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.

The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"

"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.
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Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times.

"Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our emergency response time by ten percent."

The other paramedics nodded in approval. "Not bad," the second paramedic commented. "But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average ERT by 20 percent."

Again, the other team members gave their congratulations, until the third paramedic said, "That's nothing! Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half!"
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I had a crazy dream last night about a place I found up a canyon from a river, where I found many arrowheads just by scratching through the gravel bank. yes

There were other people there too, including my buddy Shane, and everyone was finding points. yay

I'm going back there tonight. happydance

Gotta figure out how to get them from there to here. headscratch

If I can't do that, then I'll just stay there. razz

I'll send you all a post card, or up load some pics for you. thumbsup

Maybe you can come and visit. smile

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
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#924018 - 11/12/13 01:01 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
luv2travel Offline
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Registered: 01/30/02
Posts: 2109
Loc: Phoenix, AZ USA
Ana, Please come to Phoenix! You can have all my 90s!
Andrea rotfl

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#924020 - 11/12/13 01:14 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7681
Loc: Greece
Good morning,have all a nice day. smile wave
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#924030 - 11/12/13 05:34 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17171
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Andrea and Cailyn. Joe thanks for the laughs! Andrea and Haroula have a great day. W rare going to get a little snow today. I will walk early before the temperature drops and the snow flurries come! coffee 's ready and hot chocolate too Nan! Happy Day wished for All! wave
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#924040 - 11/12/13 06:19 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14441
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope you find lots of points when your vacation starts.

Andrea, good morning!

Haroula, good afternoon to you.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Snow this morning. Guess it's time to realize that winter is on the way. penguin
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#924041 - 11/12/13 06:21 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14641
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. We're gonna get some snow this morning. I have to decide if I want to leave early to beat the snow. So far it's just rain for now. We'll see when it changes to snow. I'm really not ready to face snow. Thanks Joe for your openers. Morning Andrea, Haroula, Gerry, and all who come in after me. Be careful out there for those who are in the snow area.

Midgie hearts woot yay rah dance
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#924054 - 11/12/13 07:36 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: Midge]
Gimli Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Boomies

I see, all the snow they promised us in the forecast went over the pond. Yipee! I can wait some more for the first snow!

Joe: how about a bio portal (or how are they called in PC games?) to get the heads from dream to reality?

Nan: I hope the snow is waiting for December to fall on your town again. Did you have a great kidnap evening?

Niteowl07: from all my heart I wish you all the best for the surgery, and a speedy recovery. I'am thinking of you and praying for you. Hugs! thumbsup

Sorta ('s parking problem): sherlock I never know whether you are speaking (or writing) in earnest, or whether you are pulling our legs....

Ana: just about to email you kissy...

I second Midge in telling you all to be very careful in all the snow and (black) ice. yes

Love from Switzerland

Evelyne
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#924058 - 11/12/13 07:44 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8075
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Hubby and I slept in this morning. A bit of shopping is on the agenda today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Muffins, and Pumpkin Pancakes in the NC. fall
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#924065 - 11/12/13 08:26 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Online   content
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15122
Loc: Unionville
Good morning boomers. It's cold here today..brrrr. wave Hope everyone has a toasty tuesday smile
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#924077 - 11/12/13 09:56 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: manxman]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9366
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Tuesday tooooooo yoooouuuuuu!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Supposed to be in the 80's today. cool

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#924096 - 11/12/13 11:37 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64964
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! We hit the teens this morning. Brrrrr! I will have to bundle up to run the dogs today.

Not much sleep last night. Shadow decided he had to go potty every hour so I didn't sleep much from 1 am to 4am. sad

Joe, what a wonderful dream! I hope you were able to pick up the same channel when you slept last night. grin

Andrea, if I could, I'd be there this afternoon. lol How is Remy?

Haroula, have a happy day.

Gerry, enjoy your walk. Hope you made it before the snow.

Gail, how is the foot feeling?

Midgie, drive safe!

Evelyne, I imagine if you want to play in the snow you can always go up the mountains anytime you want, right?

Connie, happy shopping!

manxman, stay warm!

Darlene, I am so jealous! I look out the window and see snow, hard to imagine 80's.

Nan, did you go to Bingo yesterday?

Sue, hope all is well. You too Venus, it's been awhile. hearts

Have a happy day all!
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#924097 - 11/12/13 11:39 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42278
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

It is a super gorgeous day. I put on my sweats this morning cos the temps are supposed to plummet but so far it is a joy out there.

I'm having a hard time waking up. Think I'm just tired, but may go back to bed once we get back from Keoki walking. Hopefully, though, the sun and wind (very windy) will kickstart my brain. wave
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#924104 - 11/12/13 12:03 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Online   content
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7235
Loc: San Diego, CA
Going to be a grand glorious warm breezy day here...again. I love it here.

And for those of you who didn't sleep last night wondering if I still had cars parked out front, rest easy. I STILL have the original two. Sedan never moved all day. SUV hasn't moved since last Sunday.

AND last night at 9:50pm, that noisy caddy showed up again. Usually parks in front of my neighbors and stays for 20 mins. This time, guess what? It parked in front of MY house (go figure) right in back of the other two intruders.

Male got out of driver's side (funny since it's always been a female), walked directly to the apartments (2 houses away), was gone for exactly 20 minutes and then came back, tossed something into the back seat (looked like a medium sized (grocery size) black bag, and drove off doing the usual U-turn from where it came in.

I know it was a drug pick-up run. They have quite a business going over there. Wish I could alert the authorities to the activity. Maybe they could clean out the place.

For now, I'm laying low. Not gonna act on anything. Gotta just wait it out unless things go badder (is that a word?). Something will change, it always does. Praying for a miracle that the entire illegally subdivided room, catering to drugs and drink and prostitution and all the other police calls there will suddenly just go away.
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#924113 - 11/12/13 01:02 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: Sorta Blonde]
luv2travel Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 01/30/02
Posts: 2109
Loc: Phoenix, AZ USA
Hi again!
Ana, he's great! Actually on a play date with some doggy friends at his trainer's house today. He's all stubborn bulldog and full of mischief! A very happy boy, and loves to dig in the back yard. Loves other dogs and everybody he meets.
Andrea puppy

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#924129 - 11/12/13 02:36 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64964
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
I know I shouldn't be chuckling but here is a Video of Bikers at the lakefront yesterday.


L4L, Hope you are feeling wide awake now.

Andrea, how cute that REmy has play dates. hearts

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#924131 - 11/12/13 02:42 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42278
Loc: Alabama
Just back from the park, and yes, that wind woke me up! eek It was soooo strong that when it was behind us we didn't have to walk....just let it push us puppy rotfl
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#924132 - 11/12/13 02:47 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13648
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Well I hit the floor running this morning. I over slept and had 15 minutes to walk Sassy and head out to put some news letters together. I surprised myself that I made it, on time too.

Joe hope you found that nice peacefull arrowhead place again. May work fly and go well. Have a lovely day! Off tomorrow??

Andrea enjoy the heat. It was in the minus numbers last night and early this morning with the wind factored in.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Oh Gerry thanks for the hot chocolate!!! Hit's the spot!! Was only 10F this morning. Have a lovely day and becareful walking.

Gail snow, like rain, means it's time to game. lol Have a lovely day and be safe!

Midge be careful out there when the rain becomes snow cause the roads might not be too nice. Have a lovely day and be careful!

Evelyne yes I did, thank you!!!! lol It is that time of year for the snow but like it better when it holds off some for us. Have a lovely day!

Connie have fun shopping! thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Darlene enjoy those 80's!! May work fly and all go smoothly! Have a lovely day!

Ana I did!! I won twice and then won the 50/50 drawing. lol Be careful out there running the dogs and dress warm. At least the wind isn't as bad today as it was yeaterday. I just hate having to get all bundled up to take Sassy out. lol

Hope the corner project is moving right along for you!! Have a lovely day!

L4l hope the sun and wind helped to wake up things for you!! If not......have a nice nap! lol

Sorta keep a log book about the comings and goings, it will help if you decide to turn the info in to the police.

wave
Nan

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#924133 - 11/12/13 02:55 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
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Posts: 64964
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L4L,the wind pushed a maintenance worker off the 29th floor of a building yesterday and he landed in front of my daughters MIL. They thought it was a suicide until they realized he was blown off. sad

Nan, woohoo! Congrats to you on winning. yay I did indeed bundle up today. The dogs on the other hand thought it was awesome!
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#924137 - 11/12/13 03:51 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7681
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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#924139 - 11/12/13 03:58 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: Haroula]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9531
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Hi Nan wave

Good afternoon Boomers, smile

We received our first snow this morning. cry
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#924144 - 11/12/13 04:46 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: Space Quest Fan]
Drmojo Offline
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1772
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner
HI Boomers~

Wishing you all a nice day/night flowers

Thank you so much for all your Prayers
love and hugs~ you all have made me
feel better Thank you~ heartsKaren
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#924160 - 11/12/13 06:06 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7454
Loc: the dusty desert
hmmm , thought i was here this morning....

doesn't surprise me i'm confused - it's been that kind of day , lol

it was really cold and windy this morning - it actually blew so hard during the night it woke me up - i thought it was raining ,but it was leaves and pine cones slamming around ! at least it's been clear and sunny , but i'm afraid fall is moving into you-know-what now. sigh...

finished the journal spreads , waiting for it to dry ,then it gets mailed off tomorrow on it's rounds. hope the owner likes the pages i did. this is the first time i've done a round robin ,and it's cool seeing what everyone has put into the books - it would be nice to see them all finished.

must find something to eat for dinner ,then a tv show this evening before bed. it'll be a long day tomorrow.

is everyone having a pleasant day , i hope ?

see you later !

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#924181 - 11/12/13 10:04 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
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Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
I do the same thing niteowl07...came here early today and didn't even post!! I want to wish you the very best in your upcoming surgery. I will say a prayer for the best possible outcome. Ana, that is horrible about the worker. Hi Karen, so very good to see you here. Hang in there and the talking cat sends you a cuddle. She is 16 now. Long weird day...glad it's almost over. I think it is ending well....finally! Happy Gaming all! wave
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#924195 - 11/12/13 11:29 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13648
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Ana that is aweful about the worker. sad

niteowl sounds like a busy day. Hope you sleep well tonight. HUGS!

Karen good to see you here. HUGS your way!!

Space almost half way through the week. Sorry about the snow though.

Lotus happy gaming to you also!!

Time to find my pillow. Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!

sleep
Nan

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#924196 - 11/12/13 11:35 PM Re: Tuesdays [Re: Lotus777]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30028
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Hello everybody. wave

I am off work, and ON VACATION! penguin

Now I've gotta get up at 5:00 to get ready to go head hunting all day tomorrow, and be over at Shane's at 7:00. happydance

I'm off now to rush through tomorrow's post. lol

Good night gang. wink

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/12/13 11:35 PM)
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#924197 - 11/13/13 12:06 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64964
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
WooHoo Joe! I hope tomorrow is what your dreams are made of.

I have to chase Rocky raccoon out of my yard so my dogs can go potty and I am off to bed.
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#924199 - 11/13/13 12:24 AM Re: Tuesdays [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7454
Loc: the dusty desert
whoooo - i missed that about the poor worker ,and the poor m-i-l. how awful.

thank you for the well wishes ,everyone - i truly appreciate it.

have a wonderful evening , and the sweetest of dreams tonight ! catrub sleep

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