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Hump Day #925449
11/19/13 09:54 PM
11/19/13 09:54 PM
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
Winston Churchill
~~~~~~~~~~

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one. "
~~~~~~~~~~

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
~~~~~~~~~

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar,
announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical
Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy
pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say,
you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at
birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20
pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer,
wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and
said, "Had him circumcised."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"But what's growing in your behind mommy?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.

The father told the mother, "If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home.

He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said, "SHOOT! It's even worse than I ever imagined..."

"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.

"He's gonna be a politician."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Break's over and back to work for this slacker. razz

At 6:00am today these feet are hitting the pavement again. happydance

A mailman going to work barefooted in August couldn't be less excited. rolleyes

Really I'm ready to get back at it.

I didn't get everything I wanted done while I was off, but I got a good start on it. yes

I didn't have enough time to rent a truck and haul my sister's bedroom to a storage place like I planned. sad

She even went out of town over the weekend. taz

Oh well, there's always next time. grin

Have a happy day everyone.

joe


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925450
11/19/13 10:10 PM
11/19/13 10:10 PM
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Have a great Wednesday Joe. thumbsup


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925463
11/19/13 11:51 PM
11/19/13 11:51 PM
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Thanks Joe for your openers. Hi SQFan. I hope everyone has a great day. I'm traveling in the morning to see my Mom. See you when I get back.

Midgie hearts


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925471
11/20/13 12:16 AM
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Have a wonderful day Joe, Space, Midgie and all. Vet day for Merlin so fingers crossed please and thank you.

Ana hearts


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925480
11/20/13 03:04 AM
11/20/13 03:04 AM
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Have a great Wednesday Joe,Space, Midgie,Ana and all. wave
Midgie drive safe. smile
Ana luck with the vet. yes
I'm sick number two.Back to bed with some tea. sick


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925487
11/20/13 05:50 AM
11/20/13 05:50 AM
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Midgie, Ana and Haroula. Joe you do make me smile. SpaceQ enjoy your day. Midgie have a lovely day with your Mom. Ana keeping my fingers crossed that all goes well for Merlin at the vet. Haroula I hope you fell better. Some lemon and honey in that tea will help. Coffee and hot chocolate ready to consume! Have a peaceful day everyone. catrub


Gerry
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925496
11/20/13 07:44 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

Joe, your sister must have one great sense of humor.

Space, good morning.

Midgie, hugs to your Mom. Drive safely.

Ana, hugs to Merlin. Hope all goes well.

Haroula, good day wished.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee. Have a great day!

Sue, hugs!

To all who enter I'm wishing a wonderful Wednesday! Daughter coming to visit this morning with grandbaby. Family night at church tonight.


Gail
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925501
11/20/13 07:52 AM
11/20/13 07:52 AM
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Good morning boomers. Hope everyone has a wonderful wednesday smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Hump Day [Re: manxman] #925535
11/20/13 11:04 AM
11/20/13 11:04 AM
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your day back to work goes easy peasy!

'Morning, SQFan!

Hey, Midige! kissy Safe travels to see your Mum!

Ana, fingers crossed for your Merlin! hearts

Hi, Haroula! Feel better! smile

'Morning, Gerry!

Hey, Gail! Enjoy your day!

Howdy, manxman!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925542
11/20/13 11:39 AM
11/20/13 11:39 AM
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Alabama
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Morning Boomies and Boomettes....It's cold in AL and I have to go out to the vet. Taking the 2 youngsters to the vet for routine shots and check ups. Son just left, hubby had to be in early, and I'll be leaving as soon as I post. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925549
11/20/13 01:01 PM
11/20/13 01:01 PM
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Got up and had to rush off cause I heard the vampire was hungry, so I went to feed him. lol

Joe thanks for the laughs. May work go well and time fly! Have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely day!

Midge praying the Band around you as you travel. Have a lovely day and visit with ,your mom! HUGS!

Aw Haroula HUGS! Prayers that you are feeling better soonest!!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and hot chocolate! Ummmm! Have a lovely day!

Ana best of luck to Merlin and the Vet!

Gail have a lovely visit and enjoy family night tonight!! Have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

L4l good luck with the Vet trip!!

Darlene may all go smoothly and the day fly! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925568
11/20/13 03:17 PM
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Wow, they were slow today. Appointmet at 10:15 and didn't get out of there til 11:30. Then home to grab Keoki and take him for his therapy walk. It is nice and sunny out there, but windy so I was glad that I wore my sweats.

Home for lunch and now time to sit and relax a bit. puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: auntiegram] #925574
11/20/13 03:38 PM
11/20/13 03:38 PM
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Hey ya Boom Boom Buddies~

Hi Jor Thanks for the snicker
have a nice day~ find any arrowheads lately??

Hi space have a great day wave

Hi Midgie~ have a safe trip to yout mama's
will be Praying for her and you too hearts

Hi Haroula hope you have a nice day~

Hi ya Gerry~ hope you have a nice day catrub

Hi Ana Praying the Merlin will be fine
he's a tough doggie hearts


Hey ya buddy Gail have fun with Nina and
the grendbabies rotfl have fun at
church tonight

Hi ya L4L how atr you feeling? how
many timesa year do you get your
dogs shots??

Hi Darleen how atr you? have a nice day`

Hi ya Nan~ man we got some chilly willy cold
here last night and today, it got down to
23% last night and today is 30% brrrrrr


Have a nice day boomers~ Karen pumpkin fall pumpkin


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"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925587
11/20/13 05:06 PM
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sleep wave


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Re: Hump Day [Re: Haroula] #925589
11/20/13 05:10 PM
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Good afternoon everyone!


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925612
11/20/13 06:27 PM
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Good afternoon boomies! Merlin had a great visit at the rehab vet today and he will be getting braces for both front legs in about a week that will allow him to run and swim to his hearts content! hearts I am very happy! yay

Are we having fun yet?


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Re: Hump Day [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #925628
11/20/13 07:53 PM
11/20/13 07:53 PM
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Hello everyone. wave

I hope you all had a great day. yay

My first day back at work went smoothly. thumbsup

Ana that's good new for Merlin sounds like. bravo

You can't keep a good dog down. puppy

I'm going to harvest some little sisters for a while. taz


wave joe


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925632
11/20/13 08:31 PM
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WooHooo Ana, I'd love to see that. I asked my vet about that and she said she'd love to see it too. So if you send me pics, I'm going to take them to my vet and say "This."


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925637
11/20/13 08:51 PM
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Hi Boomers! Here earlier but busy. Just Have to say how happy I am about Merlin, Ana!! that is superrr great news. Hi to all of you and off I go again. going to be pretty busy until a week from tomorrow, haha. Happy Gaming everyone!! wave


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925649
11/20/13 10:04 PM
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Ana I'm so happy about Merlin.You must be relieved.

Home from an exhausting trip to be with Mom. Glad to be home and safe. This tired body needs to find my pillow. See you in the morning.

Midgie hearts sleep


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925659
11/20/13 10:35 PM
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Midgy, how was mom?

We are off to bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925672
11/20/13 11:57 PM
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L4L, I will certainly show you what they made when I get it. I just received their observations in an email along with the place they ordered the support from. I will send it to you.

Thank you all for your well wishes for Merlin. These 4 legged companions of ours sure do wiggle their way into our hearts. puppy


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925679
11/21/13 12:31 AM
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happydance Ana that is wonderful news about Merlin!!!

Midge glad you have made it home safely. Hope the visit went well. HUGS!

Time to find my pillow so
Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan

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