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Thump Day #925678
11/21/13 12:26 AM
11/21/13 12:26 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was wetting his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
~~~~~~~~~~~

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
~~~~~~~~~

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
~~~~~~~~~~~~


There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Tim's Grocery Store.
The owner Tim doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel.

To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel - they say - because it's bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

And Junior said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

One day back at work and I'm already looking forward to my next day off, which is Saturday. yay

I don't have any plans. I think it's going to be nasty in the weather department. razz

I think my only real plan is to wait for some heavy rain to bring my next good opportunity to find another arrowhead and I have no idea when that will happen. smirk

Until then I'll spend my days off playing computer games and working around here trying to get this place ready to sell. smile

It seems we spend our time chasing our tomorrows, and you know what they say, 'tomorrow never comes'......but the day after yesterday comes every day, and some people continually look backward and say "What happened to it? What did I do? Where did it go?" shocked

If you're one of 'those people' too, it may be time for a change.

Remember the Grass Roots song Live For Today? yes

I hope you all have a sha la la la la la happy today. thumbsup

joe


Last edited by gymcandy1; 11/21/13 12:36 AM.

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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925694
11/21/13 05:29 AM
11/21/13 05:29 AM
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Good morning everyone,I'm feeling very bad,back to bed... sick
Have all a nice day. smile wave


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925698
11/21/13 06:35 AM
11/21/13 06:35 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe and haroula. Joe maybe Saturday will be your lucky day and there will be an arrowhead waiting for you! Haroula so sorry to hear you are so sick. Sending you healing prayers. Coffee and hot chocolate are ready. Wishing everyone a day free of stress! catrub wave


Gerry
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925711
11/21/13 07:59 AM
11/21/13 07:59 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Ana, I'm very glad all will be OK with Merlin when he gets his braces. puppy To all here and all who follow, have a Great Thursday. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925724
11/21/13 08:35 AM
11/21/13 08:35 AM
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Unionville
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Good morning all. Hope everyone has a terrific thursday smile


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925731
11/21/13 09:00 AM
11/21/13 09:00 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers.

Joe, sorry your vacation has come to an end. Keep up the positive attitude.

Haroula, sorry you're not well, hugs!

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

Connie, Danish sounds great with my coffee. Have a good day!

Manxman, good morning.

Nothing special to do today. Wishing everyone a super good one. fall


Gail
Re: Thump Day [Re: GBC] #925738
11/21/13 10:55 AM
11/21/13 10:55 AM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! And I hope you have a sha la la la la la happy today, as well! smile

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's raining here....

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925739
11/21/13 11:02 AM
11/21/13 11:02 AM
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Joe, sorry you vacation is over. Wanna trade? I'm banging my head and having nightmares over my project. lol

Haroula, so sorry you are ill. Sending chicken soup and chamomile tea.

Gerry, have a happy day!

Connie, how is hubby doing?

Gail, hope something fun pops up today.

manxman, have a great day!

Darlene, almost Friday!

Ana wave


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925763
11/21/13 12:01 PM
11/21/13 12:01 PM
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the dusty desert
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hello all !i'm sure enough glad to be home after the experience of the past week lol and i have to say ,it was amazing walking to my door,and hearing melodee go nuts inside when she knew i was coming. she was spinning and yelling and so happy to see me ! after she settled down , she alternated between smacking and biting me ,and loving me up - it was sooooo funny !

now a busy day setting up home visits and all ,so i'll see you when i get caught up !

have the best day ever you can ! thumbsup

later...

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925766
11/21/13 12:08 PM
11/21/13 12:08 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe only one more after today! happydance May work fly and go well. Have a lovely day and thanks for tjhe laughs.

Aw Haroula, HUGS!! Prayers that you feel better after a little rest.

Gerry thanks for the coffee and putting in my order for "hot" hot chocolate this weekend cause they are talking single digits below you know what for the night time temps. Have a lovely day!

Connie hope hubby is getting stronger and able to do some walking every day! Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Gail I'm sure you kwill find something fun to do today. lol Have a nice walk and a lovely day. Sassy didn't want to walk very far this morning. duh Don't know why though.

Darlene enjoy the nice rain. None here but then no sun either. They are talking snow possibly. May work fly and all go smoothly! Have a lovely day!

Ana not good to be banging ones head against the wall. lol Hope things start to go better with the project for you!

Glad to hear that Merlin will be able to continue to do the things that he loves to do!! Have a lovely day!

Doc appoiuntment this afternoon otherwise a free day....I think. lol

wave
Nan

niteowl it is so good to see you post in the diner again!! There really is 'no place like home'!!!! Glad that melodee was so glad to see you!! Best of luck getting everything all set up. Prayers continue! HUGS!! hearts

Last edited by auntiegram; 11/21/13 12:11 PM. Reason: niteowl snuck in
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925786
11/21/13 01:11 PM
11/21/13 01:11 PM
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San Diego, CA
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It's actually raining REAL rain here. So exciting. Silent outside except for the whoosh of cars on wet pavement. Lovely day. Unfortunately it's also trash day so I will have to go out and drag in 2 huge empty cans. Ick. All wet and dirty. Maybe if I let them sit for awhile the rain will wash away the dirt.

AND it's amazing, but every time it rains (which is seldom) my outdoor plants seem to perk up immediately. Something must be special in rain drops. I water and they just sit there, it rains and they all stand at attention, get greener and look healthier. Dunno why but I think Nature has it all figured out.

Need to go on the daily walk but the rain is a bit too challenging. Might go shopping instead and walk later when the rain is gone. Choices, choices. It's a true bad hair day so maybe it won't matter anyway.


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Re: Thump Day [Re: Sorta Blonde] #925795
11/21/13 01:24 PM
11/21/13 01:24 PM
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Good day to you my lovely friends!

Ana: just wanted to say: will try to attend an anti anxious course to maybe get to Milwaukee scared

Niteowl: so good you are back with us kissy

Haroula: get well soon!

Connie: how was the outcome of the scan (hubby)? I am thinking of you both!

Nan: kissy wave

How is Sue doing?

I wish everybody a happy and relaxing day.

Love

Evelyne


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925814
11/21/13 02:41 PM
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Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Thought I'd posted, but guess not! It was cold out, but I see sun and I see blue sky, so it's off to the park for me with the Keoki man...Have to wear my walking shoes today and I managed to hurt some muscles yesterday in my crocs.

wave


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925832
11/21/13 04:33 PM
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925840
11/21/13 05:19 PM
11/21/13 05:19 PM
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Massachusetts
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Afternoon Boomers

Ended up doing a lot today. Took Nina on a long walk. Foot is great now since I had custom made arch supports. Baked cookies, made cucumber pickles, read some of my book and did some gaming. Hope everyone is enjoying the day!


Gail
Re: Thump Day [Re: GBC] #925844
11/21/13 05:45 PM
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HI Boom Boom Buddies~

Hope everyone has a nice day fall

the turkey is coming..... pumpkin
the turkey is coming...... pumpkin


Hey ya Nan Bella hates walking, if i try
to walk her she sits on her bum and
drags lol brat!! she's sooo
spoiled from riding on my chair~
is Miss Sassy feeling OK? or was
ot too cold?? have a nice day wave


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betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925849
11/21/13 06:07 PM
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sleep wave


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925859
11/21/13 06:53 PM
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Friend and I managed to walk in between showers. Nice and dry while we were out.

Been a good day at the thrift store. Found a fantastic Western Rifleman's coat by WUH Frontier Ware. Looked it up on line and it's selling for mega bucks. This shop makes Western authentic quality clothing (mostly Victorian and old West era) and Steampunk. Nice stuff, just like a men's suit coat in construction and materials. The coat looks new, clean, nothing wrong with it. FITS me but actually is for men. It's a very long, what I would call a 'duster'. Pleated back like 'tails'. I paid 20% of the on-line $249. price (not counting shipping) and I'm thrilled. Maybe next Halloween I'll go Western. Or maybe I'll just wear it around town and make everyone wonder what the heck I'm doing. rotfl


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925885
11/21/13 11:04 PM
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Just got home from second night in a row of Insanity. My body hates me. lol

Almost Friday! yay


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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925887
11/21/13 11:22 PM
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Time for bed around here. Sweet dreams all sleep


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-Roger Caras
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925888
11/22/13 12:28 AM
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Karen it was just cold out and really windy. I was kind of glad cause Jack was nipping at my nose. lol

Well time for bed. Night everybody, sleep well and pleasant dreams!

sleep
Nan

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925889
11/22/13 12:30 AM
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Sweet dreams Nan and L4L! hearts



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Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #925893
11/22/13 01:41 AM
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the dusty desert
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sweet dreams ,all ! catrub sleep

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