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#925881 - 11/21/13 09:43 PM TGIF Edited
gymcandy1 Offline
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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AH, a man after my own heart.
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''I honestly don't know mam,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud...They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course, Dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"
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Having storms and internet on and off, so I'm throwing Friday's welcome mat out now just in case.

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

I have to be at work at 6:00 in the morning. Winter finally got here. It's rainy, cold and blustery and we have a possibility for some snow in the morning. woot

I doubt it will happen, but exciting prospect anyway. penguin

I've got to get to bed,
or I'm gonna be dead,
at least in the head,
but not the grateful dead. wink

Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


dance joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/21/13 09:59 PM)
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#925884 - 11/21/13 10:01 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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THanks for opening Joe and hope you stay safe in the storms. hearts

I'll be in the corner all day and I have a "hello kitty dance party" with Sam at night. It will be fun.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#925891 - 11/22/13 12:22 AM Re: TGIF [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9298
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Another early morning for you! Hope the rest of the day goes easy peasy!

Hey, Ana! Have a great day and enjoy your dance party! happydance

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Still Thursday evening for me...

Just got home from a wine-with-food-pairing tasting at our local winery! Fab-U-Lous! It really was lovely! Special moments!

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
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#925895 - 11/22/13 02:33 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Loc: Greece
Good morning my friends,have all a nice day. wave
By the way where is venus?just wondering... smile wave


Edited by Haroula (11/22/13 05:22 AM)
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#925908 - 11/22/13 05:20 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16861
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Darlene and haroula. Joe don't work to hard. Ana have fun at your kitty dance party! I'm sure you will be the cats meow!! grin Darlene wine & food tasting sounds like a fun time. yes Haroula hope you are feeling better. Coffee, hot chocolate and goodies are ready. Happy Day wished for All! pumpkin
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#925913 - 11/22/13 06:24 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7979
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Hubby is hanging in there. His scan is on Monday, and the Dr. visit the following week. He's trying to keep as active as he can. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Niteowl, it's good to see you in the diner. Danish, Muffins, and French Toast in the NC. fall
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#925928 - 11/22/13 08:45 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14236
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a great day today!

Ana, easy corner day wished. Enjoy the Hello Kitty Dance later with Sam.

Darlene, good day wished.

Haroula, I've been wondering where Venus is myself? Hope all is well.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee. Have you heard from Sue at all?

Connie, continued prayers for your Hubby. Thanks for the Danish.

A little rain this morning then it's supposed to clear up so I won't be dog walking till later. Wishing everyone a wonderful Friday! smile
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#925935 - 11/22/13 09:54 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: GBC]
Darlene Offline
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Loc: Southern California
wave

'Morning, again, sweet 'Boomies!

It's Friday! woot

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#925943 - 11/22/13 10:31 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42079
Loc: Alabama
Morning Guys

I'm a little breathy today, so I'm gonna concentrate on sitting still and drinking lots and lots of coffee whilst trying to get in touch with the pharmacy to see if I have any inhaler refills. Silly me....

Guess I'm gonna have to break down and go to the doc. Should be fun as I've been switched yet again and it takes forever to get the docs to get a grip on my issues.

So, it will be a good day to relax.. puppy
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#925944 - 11/22/13 10:43 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers. wave
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#925951 - 11/22/13 11:38 AM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14567
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Lousy rainy day out there. I worked this morning. I'm glad to be home for the rest of the day. Gonna do stuff I put off while visiting with my Mom. I hope you all have a good day. Ana you asked if I could bring my Mom closer to me. The answer is no because she's close to all her friends and church people and doctors, things like that. She's been moved out of critical care and is stable so I feel that she's getting better.

Midgie hearts
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#925954 - 11/22/13 12:07 PM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Morning, Space wave

Midgy, so glad mom is out of the hospital. wave
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#925955 - 11/22/13 12:09 PM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Good morning boomies! I'm off to the park with the dogs for a one miler. Thats all I have been doing this week until Merlin gets his braces. He can't go to the river because he is not allowed hills without them so we are hiking the woods.

L4L, I hope you feel better and that the doctor will do what needs to be done.
How do you feel about the laser treatments for Keoki? I was given an 8 week plan for rehab on Merlin and I'm trying to shave the costs back a bit. Not sure how well the laser treatments work and if its worth the cost. I am thinking of just doing the chiropractic treatment for his bad hips. Do you feel it's helped alot? If it's necessary of course I will adjust and pay for all the recommended treatments.

Darlene, glad you had a fun night!

Haroula, I too have inquired of venus and no news. She has logged in though although it's been a couple weeks so she probably is just too busy to post.
How are you feeling?

Gerry, I can't believe I am wearing a Hello Kitty tank top tonight. I am soooooo not a HK person! rotfl I hope you have a great day!

Connie, prayers and positive thoughts for hubby. hearts

Gail, we have had rain and snow so far today but it seems clear now. I hope you can walk the dogs later.

SpaceQ are you off today? Hope all is well.

Midgie, I understand. Hugs to you.

Off I go...
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#925957 - 11/22/13 12:18 PM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Posts: 7482
Loc: Greece
Much better,with antibiotics yesand my little one is better too.
I think he brings the viruses from preschool and poor mum gets them too lol
Hubby is the lucky one thumbsup
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#925963 - 11/22/13 01:01 PM Re: TGIF Edited [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7390
Loc: the dusty desert
ah. midge -glad your mom is doing better.

we have winds of 30-45 mph here since last evening ,and horrible dust storms now. hoping we don't lose power.

off to make follow up appointments ,and then some wow if we can keep internet.

have a wonderful day ,everyone !

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