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#930453 - 12/18/13 02:34 AM Jokes.
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1.Accept than some days you're the p----n, and some days you're the s----e.

-2.You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through p----- b-----.

-3. I get enough exercise just p------ my l---.

-4. Few w---- admit their age. Few men --- theirs.

-5. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got s---- in my nose.

-6. What happens if you get s----- half to death t----?

-7. He who laughs last t----- slowest.

-8. Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was u--- too.

-9. A closed mouth gathers no f---.

-10. Honk if you want to see my f-----.

dance


Edited by curly (12/18/13 02:12 PM)
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#930454 - 12/18/13 04:01 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930456 - 12/18/13 04:09 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. finger

A funny story relating to this answer. I thought someone behind me honked to get me moving, and I have to say this was so out of character for me, and it was actually the only time I did it, I gave them the finger. Later that night my daughter called and said, "Nice mom, giving me the finger." She was in the other lane on her way to work and blew her horn as to say Hi Mom.


Edited by Flo NS (12/18/13 04:14 AM)

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#930458 - 12/18/13 04:54 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930468 - 12/18/13 05:34 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930470 - 12/18/13 05:40 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, penguin
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#930473 - 12/18/13 06:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good answers.

Funny one Flo!!
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#930476 - 12/18/13 07:07 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930479 - 12/18/13 07:22 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930483 - 12/18/13 08:41 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks.
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#930486 - 12/18/13 09:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930500 - 12/18/13 10:11 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Marian.
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#930502 - 12/18/13 10:31 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#930522 - 12/18/13 11:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks.
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#930536 - 12/18/13 01:16 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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