1.Accept than some days you're the p----n, and some days you're the s----e.
-2.You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through p----- b-----.
-3. I get enough exercise just p------ my l---.
-4. Few w---- admit their age. Few men --- theirs.
-5. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got s---- in my nose.
-6. What happens if you get s----- half to death t----?
-7. He who laughs last t----- slowest.
-8. Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was u--- too.
-9. A closed mouth gathers no f---.
-10. Honk if you want to see my f-----.
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