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#931776 - 12/25/13 02:22 AM Xmas jokes.(Hints)
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santadance happydance12 rotfl12 presents12 santa

-1.Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can '-- -- --'!

-2.What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A H---- D-------!

3.What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa w-----g b--k----s!

-4.What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
H--------s!

-5.What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
F---z- a jolly good fellow!

6.Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? (some kind of pie)
A m---- s--!

-7.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's C--------, E--!

-8.What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just c--'- b--- it!

-9.How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
F----- N------!

-10.What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice g------ you!

winter


Edited by curly (12/26/13 03:59 AM)
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#931778 - 12/25/13 02:44 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. Ho(e) Ho Ho

Merry Christmas Remi and family Borris! santa
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#931780 - 12/25/13 02:51 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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7.It's Christmas, Eve lol12
christmasCurly santadance
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#931788 - 12/25/13 03:56 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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christmas curly

8. can't beat

santa
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#931789 - 12/25/13 04:02 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good answers. Have a good one all of you. bravo12
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#931794 - 12/25/13 05:07 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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#931795 - 12/25/13 05:38 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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10 nice gnawing you.

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#931798 - 12/25/13 06:18 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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Try again Gerry, good one Flo.
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#931818 - 12/25/13 09:39 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. Fleece Navidad happydance12

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#931819 - 12/25/13 09:40 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Marian.
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#931831 - 12/25/13 10:31 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. A Holly Davidson santa
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#931837 - 12/25/13 10:51 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks mxm.
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#931897 - 12/25/13 09:32 PM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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#931913 - 12/26/13 02:23 AM Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks michele.
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#931914 - 12/26/13 02:27 AM Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly]
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#931919 - 12/26/13 02:36 AM Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly]
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Merci Haroula.
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#931922 - 12/26/13 03:16 AM Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly]
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Hi curly wave12

3. walking backwards

Thanks for the hint - I had the 2nd word, but not the 1st.
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#931926 - 12/26/13 03:32 AM Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly]
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6. mince spy

Now that I wrote it I'll leave it, but on second thought it doesn't make sense.


Edited by Flo NS (12/26/13 03:35 AM)

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#931928 - 12/26/13 03:58 AM Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly]
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Good ones. It's a joke Flo!!! ( a play on words)
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