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Xmas jokes.(Hints) #931776
12/25/13 03:22 AM
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santadance happydance12 rotfl12 presents12 santa

-1.Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can '-- -- --'!

-2.What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A H---- D-------!

3.What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa w-----g b--k----s!

-4.What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
H--------s!

-5.What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
F---z- a jolly good fellow!

6.Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? (some kind of pie)
A m---- s--!

-7.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's C--------, E--!

-8.What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just c--'- b--- it!

-9.How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
F----- N------!

-10.What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice g------ you!

winter

Last edited by curly; 12/26/13 04:59 AM.

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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931778
12/25/13 03:44 AM
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1. Ho(e) Ho Ho

Merry Christmas Remi and family Borris! santa


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931780
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7.It's Christmas, Eve lol12
christmasCurly santadance


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931788
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christmas curly

8. can't beat

santa


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931789
12/25/13 05:02 AM
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Good answers. Have a good one all of you. bravo12


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931794
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5. Frosty's


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931795
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10 nice gnawing you.

Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931798
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Try again Gerry, good one Flo.


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931818
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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931819
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Thanks Marian.


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931831
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2. A Holly Davidson santa


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931837
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931897
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4. HORNaments rotfl12

Re: Xmas jokes. [Re: curly] #931913
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #931914
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I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #931919
12/26/13 03:36 AM
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Merci Haroula.


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Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #931922
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Hi curly wave12

3. walking backwards

Thanks for the hint - I had the 2nd word, but not the 1st.


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Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #931926
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6. mince spy

Now that I wrote it I'll leave it, but on second thought it doesn't make sense.

Last edited by Flo NS; 12/26/13 04:35 AM.
Re: Xmas jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #931928
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Good ones. It's a joke Flo!!! ( a play on words)


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