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Saturdiner #945975
03/22/14 01:15 AM
03/22/14 01:15 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Bored Beyond Belief

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

Polish your car with earwax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here's the activities guide to burning calories at work and the number of calories they consume per hour...

Beating around the bush... 75
Jumping to conclusions... 100
Climbing the walls... 150
Swallowing your pride... 50
Passing the buck... 25
Throwing your weight around... 50-300
Dragging your heels... 100
Pushing your luck... 250
Making mountains out of molehills... 500
Hitting the nail on the head... 50
Wading through paperwork... 300
Bending over backwards... 75
Jumping on the bandwagon... 200
Picking up where you left off... 250
Balancing the books... 25
Running around in circles... 350
Eating crow... 225
Tooting your own horn... 25
Climbing the ladder of success... 750
Pulling out the stops... 75
Adding fuel to the fire... 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end... 12
Making up for lost time... 150
Getting in gear...225
Getting in the groove...225

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

Opening a can of worms... 50
Putting your foot in your mouth... 300
Starting the ball rolling... 90
Going over the edge... 25
Picking up the pieces after... 350
Counting eggs before they hatch... 6
Calling it quits... 2
Standing on principal... 65
Blowing a gasket... 4
Losing it... 10
~~~~~~~~~~


I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the [blip] is the ceiling?

My reality check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

The more [blip] you put up with, the more [blip] you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

When bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a [blip] fool about it.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous'.

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of the cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Welcome to the weekend! yay

I get to work half of it. razz

Jealous? snicker

Have you ever divorced someone, and then had them for a house guest?? headscratch

My sister is 'entertaining' her second ex for a day or two. shocked

I'm not even sure her 3rd ex is a real ex yet. crazy

I never even met that guy.

Anyway ex #2 is a real great guy...............except for his taste in women. rotfl

I hope you all have a happy day.

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #945977
03/22/14 01:23 AM
03/22/14 01:23 AM
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lol Joe, that should be an interesting weekend at your house.
I blamed you for my freezing my hands yesterday now that the river isn't frozen and I spent time looking for points while the dogs swam. rotfl

I just got back from a fun night out with my friends. We ended up going bowling and I haven't been in about 8 years. I did good! yay

Have a happy all! I may go get my new bike today so I'll be over the moon if I do!

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #945979
03/22/14 02:48 AM
03/22/14 02:48 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Morning Joe,Ana waveAna hope you get to get your new bike today!Coffee is ready for who ever needs it!Happy day wished for all sherlock


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #945980
03/22/14 02:48 AM
03/22/14 02:48 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Good morning Joe,Ana and all who follow. wave
Enjoy the weekend everyone. happydance spring


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #945986
03/22/14 05:21 AM
03/22/14 05:21 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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spring Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn and Haroula. It sounds like an interesting weekend. Ana how exciting a new bike. Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Haroula have a fun day. Wishing everyone a Spring Day! spring


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #945992
03/22/14 07:20 AM
03/22/14 07:20 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Going shopping and to lunch with best friend today. She's trying to keep me busy. Waiting to see if the antibiotics are doing their job for Robert. Ana, I hope you find the perfect bike. Danish, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. lab


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #945995
03/22/14 08:13 AM
03/22/14 08:13 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

Joe, your sister has to have a wonderful sense of humor seeing that she doesn't beat up on you. lol

Ana, Yay on the new bike!

Sue, coffee please and thank you! Have a nice day.

Haroula, a good weekend wished for you also.

Gerry, enjoy the warmer weather.

Connie, enjoy your lunch with your friend. Hope the meds are working for Robert.

Happy day wishes to All! spring


Gail
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946022
03/22/14 12:02 PM
03/22/14 12:02 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Super Saturday ya'll lab

Been a beautiful day here and will get the doggies out for a walk this afternoon once Soot gets back from morning errands.

I'm making soap, body wash, and shampoo today.

Joe, I don't think I'm a nice enough person to have someone I divorced as a houseguest....but then, I'm not a houseguest type of person.

Ana, glad you had fun. Hope you find the perfect bike.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Haroula, anything fun happening this weekend?

Gerry, happy Spring!

Connie, have fun.

Gail, what are you up to today?

Off to feed dogs. Takes a long time these days as Seagy has to be coaxed.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946029
03/22/14 12:20 PM
03/22/14 12:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Geez Joe, I'm having flashbacks about the ex's coming back to visit! My 1st ex refused to move out of my house (only renting so it wasn't his either) until my 'new hubby to be' PAID him off. Yup, not kidding. Ex said he couldn't afford to move and stayed around causing me grief so 'new hubby to be' asked him how much it would take to get him out of here. He came up with a figure and the money was transferred. He moved the very same day. Oh what a mess. Wasn't as funny as your 'sister' scenario, but fun to remember those strange times. snicker

Cool and cloudy today. Wonder where the sun went. I suspect it's not used to the new time change (like me) and is just sleeping in.

News story here for all dog lovers: Two days ago, a little English Bull Dog puppy (4 months) managed to scoot under the fence and someone picked him up. The guy (so the story is told) took him to a 'Doggie Day Care' nearby and dropped him off telling the gal in charge he found him. Soooo 20 minutes later, the gal hands the dog over to some guy (who she said she didn't know) who just walked in and said it was his dog. Not making this up. SHE refuses to talk to the news media and is very 'suspicious' acting when questioned by police. Question was how could she turn over a dog to someone she didn't know and not take any info on him??? BUT they have him on video surveillance camera with the dog going out of the day care and are now looking for him. My gut tells me the gal KNOWS this guy, called him when the dog was turned in to her, and they thought they would profit from the doggie. It's a pedigreed FOUR thousand dollar dog!

Police are investigating big time. Reward offered now of 1000 and everyone is hoping the dog gets returned. So sad for the puppy and the owners and possibly really bad for that day care gal who from all appearances did something very bad and knows it. Ugh. Something is really fishy about the entire 'gave it away' bit.


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: Sorta Blonde] #946034
03/22/14 01:21 PM
03/22/14 01:21 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: Sorta Blonde] #946035
03/22/14 01:21 PM
03/22/14 01:21 PM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! I agree with Ana, Joe! I'm sure it will be an interesting weekend. smile Hope your Saturdiner is splendid!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Today, son and DIL are throwing Hubby a surprise birthday party at their home. Hubby is turning 60 next week. hearts Should be a fun day!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946037
03/22/14 01:42 PM
03/22/14 01:42 PM
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Posts: 29,026
Unionville
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Good afternoon boomers. Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946058
03/22/14 04:42 PM
03/22/14 04:42 PM
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Alabama
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Ahhhhh, back from the park and sipping smoothies. Had to cut our walk short as it was hot out there! wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946060
03/22/14 05:26 PM
03/22/14 05:26 PM
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Good afternoon boomies! I slept way in this morning and it felt great! yay Slugging so far, I just don't feel motivated to slip and slide on the mud today walking the dogs. Merlin can use the break anyways.

be back...huhbby just popped home.


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946063
03/22/14 06:04 PM
03/22/14 06:04 PM
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Greece
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sleep wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946072
03/22/14 06:28 PM
03/22/14 06:28 PM
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Alabama
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Happy slugging, Ana.

Sweet dreams, Haroula sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946075
03/22/14 06:35 PM
03/22/14 06:35 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hi, everyone. wave Missed a couple of morning posts, as I had to hurry to work. sad I had the day off today, but Thorsgoats and I left early this morning to have breakfast. Going to try to catch up on what I've missed. grin

Hope everyone is having a great Saturday, evening. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: venus] #946097
03/22/14 09:34 PM
03/22/14 09:34 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. wave

After I got to work I told my supervisor I was sick and needed to leave. He didn't believe me for some reason, so I told him I had visitors at home. razz

Well I don't, but my sister does. grin

He said if I got done what he wanted me to do I could leave early. happydance

I left at 6:40. snicker

My sister IS good for something. shocked

We had rain today but not nearly enough. bravo

Tomorrow is only supposed to be about 45 degrees, same as today, but I suppose I could still go to the creek. penguin

I hope you all had a nice day.

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946099
03/22/14 09:52 PM
03/22/14 09:52 PM
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How is the visit going Joe? Glad you got out early. yay

Nan, missing you today. hearts

I've been a slug today except for doing laundry. It's been nice. I hope you all enjoyed your day also.

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946100
03/22/14 10:38 PM
03/22/14 10:38 PM
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Massachusetts
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Um excuse me but what have you done with our Ana? I can't remember Ana taking a slug day. bravo Ana. Good for you. You've certainly earned it.
Time to find my pillow as tomorrow I'll be working for the Blisses for 12 hours. Yep, that's right...12 hours. Mike is meeting his son up in ski country to try and ski(although I doubt that he'll be able to ski) as he walks with a cane. But that being said I think just getting away from the whole situation here at home, will do him a world of good. I'll be working from 8 am to 8 pm. He should be home by 5:00 but I'll be cooking dinner for them and putting Barb to bed by 8:00. We'll see how it goes. I don't mind working with Barbara tomorrow. She's such a Love.

Time to find my pillow. I didn't get much sleep last night for some reason. I've been up since 4:30 this morning. UGH!. Night all. Sleep well.

Midgie hearts sleep


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: Midge] #946102
03/22/14 11:24 PM
03/22/14 11:24 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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It's going good Ana. Glad you had a relaxing type day. hearts

Good night Midgie. Sweet dreams and get lots of rest. That's a looong work day. kissy

Good night everybody. wave

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946103
03/22/14 11:25 PM
03/22/14 11:25 PM
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I think you deserve BB pancakes tomorrow since you have such a long day Midgie! I hope it goes well for you and you aren't too tired!

Joe, sorry I missed you there! Sweet dreams to you! Glad it's going well.

Last edited by BrownEyedTigre; 03/22/14 11:40 PM.

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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #946112
03/23/14 12:25 AM
03/23/14 12:25 AM
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Alabama
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Night all, sleep well sleep


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-Roger Caras
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