Please help me finish these jokes. Thanks.
-1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take ------ literally.
-2. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small ------ at large.
-3. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he r------ them up he had 200.
-4.You kill vegetarian vampires with a ----- to the heart.
-5.There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little c-----------g.
-6.A blind man walks into a bar. And a t---. And a c----.
-7.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is s-----.
-8.My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his s---- to blame.
9.What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a b-- p---.
-10.Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was t-- f-- out m--!
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