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Joe's Friday #952082
04/25/14 01:30 AM
04/25/14 01:30 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks (1926 - )
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Great Witticisms

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Born free... taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I've ever made.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

If, a two letter word for futility

I don't care, I don't have to.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots ... I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.

Give pizza chants.

Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.

I love cats ... dead ones

I love cats ... they taste just like chicken

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Spotted owl taste just like chicken.

Hang up and drive.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.

I have the body of a god... Buddha!

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy

If you don't like the news, go out and make your own.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

Guns don't kill people... but they make it real easy.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Tow-ers will be violated

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Respect vegetables, don't eat them.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.

Cemeteries, life's dead end.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I was thinking today. headscratch


Now I know why I don't do it more often. slapforehead


It was quite disturbing. sherlock


Maybe that's the very reason they say ignorance is bliss. crazy


I guess it's true. I once tried to get in a funny farm and they said I was way too serious. mad


I say they're nothing but a bunch of narrow minded clowns.


Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


seriously

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952084
04/25/14 01:53 AM
04/25/14 01:53 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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lol Don't think too hard Joe! Get some sleep and see you later today.hearts

Happy Friday all!

Ana wave


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Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952088
04/25/14 02:05 AM
04/25/14 02:05 AM
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Greece
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Have all a fantastic Friday. happydance wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Joe's Friday [Re: Haroula] #952093
04/25/14 02:26 AM
04/25/14 02:26 AM
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,226
Washington In the Wet corner
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Hey ya Boom Boom buddies

Hi Joe, Ana and Haroula wave wave wave


Watched the tv show Vikings tonight
was good! next week is the end of season happydance


have a good day everyone~ Karen frenchie kitty puppy cat


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: Drmojo] #952108
04/25/14 04:06 AM
04/25/14 04:06 AM
Joined: Jan 2006
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,Karen and all who follow waveCoffee is ready wishing everyone a great Friday! yay


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952110
04/25/14 04:57 AM
04/25/14 04:57 AM
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Posts: 25,108
Marlborough USA
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bunny Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Karen, Cailyn and all on the way to the Diner. Wishing you all a stress free Friday! bunny


Gerry
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952126
04/25/14 07:11 AM
04/25/14 07:11 AM
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Posts: 16,019
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Today is Yoga and Silver Sneakers. We leave for the week in the Keys tomorrow. Not sure if we have internet where we are staying. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish and French Toast in the NC. lab


Connie
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952136
04/25/14 07:59 AM
04/25/14 07:59 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy the day when you awake.

Ana, are you free today or is it a corner day?

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Sue, thanks for the most welcomed coffee.

Gerry, what is stress-free? Mine is not getting out of bed for the day. lol

Connie, Enjoy your week in the Keys. If we don't hear from you we'll know where you are anyway. Have a good time.

Dog walk then maybe some shopping later. Beautiful day here so maybe even some bike riding. Wishing everyone a wonderful day!


Gail
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952139
04/25/14 08:03 AM
04/25/14 08:03 AM
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Posts: 29,022
Unionville
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Good Friday morning boomers. Hope everyone has a great day smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: manxman] #952167
04/25/14 10:05 AM
04/25/14 10:05 AM
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you don't have to think too much today! wink Have a happy Joe's Friday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's Friday!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952170
04/25/14 10:22 AM
04/25/14 10:22 AM
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Alabama
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Eeek, didn't sleep at all last night and eyes don't seem to want to focus this morning. Finished my first cup of coffee, so gearing up doggies for a walk, then home to feed, then off to get the Cully, then home to feed lunch, then off to get the Per, then home to make dinner prep and wait for Soot to come home and take over lol


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952171
04/25/14 10:37 AM
04/25/14 10:37 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe enjoy your day off! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana hope that your head is better today now that the rain is moving on. Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Karen it is getting to be that time for .....reruns. lol Have a lovely day!

Sue thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gerry have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy the nice while you can. Have a nice walk and fun shopping!! #Even a nice ride if you go and a lovely day!

Oh Connie a week in the keys, enjoy!!! Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Darlene may all go smoothly and you have a lovely day!

L4l no sleep??? eek Hope the coffee does the trick. Sounds like a little busy day. Have a lovely day!

Abbi day!!

wave
Nan

Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952182
04/25/14 11:41 AM
04/25/14 11:41 AM
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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Good news on the 'sister' front. My sis, who acquired a new boyfriend some months back (he a widower and she a widow at about the same time) is now living in sin. Such fun. He is slowly moving in to her place and they 'considered themselves married with the paperwork'. Awwwwww. He's a nice guy. Met him at Thanksgiving. Nice that they both found someone to play with. I'm happy for them.

In other news: Two of the final 3 indicted School Board members/contractors have plead guilty as of this morning. The big trial is set for 2 days from now and only one guy is a hold out. The final two from today are pretty much not going to get any bad stuff happening to them. They really were on the sidelines of the whole thing. Only misdemeanors and they get to KEEP the school board positions (unlike all the others who had to give them up forever and any other political offices). Good results here. Now we wait to see if the last guy takes a plea or not. He's looking at several felonies, up to 8 years in jail and huge fines. He's a contractor who gave bribes to the school district officials in return for getting contract jobs. It's almost over. Good.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: Sorta Blonde] #952190
04/25/14 12:25 PM
04/25/14 12:25 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Welcome to the weekend Boomers. happydance


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952215
04/25/14 01:52 PM
04/25/14 01:52 PM
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,402
Lexington, Texas
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Sooo Sleeeepy today and that should not be because I slept right through last night. Oh well, this too shall pass. And have opted for the 2nd cup of coffee like L4L. We are soul sisters today but she does alot more in a day than I. The HDMI cable arrived this morning and what a difference 3$ makes. These are arty and beautiful and even if cables aren't the problem it's worth having them.



I researched a bit on Elder Scrollsonline -it's reminescent a bit of morrowind. I wonder if it's any good. Do you have to pay each month to play it? And is it for console.

It's time to join my pets and nap a bit.


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952216
04/25/14 01:56 PM
04/25/14 01:56 PM
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Well, Cully is successfully picked up and now must stay awake til time to pick up the Per. Will most likely go clean up the kitchen as staying active will help keep me awake.

We had a lovely, if warm, walk. Temp was fine for me, but perhaps a wee bit warm for the pups. Must get up and get going earlier. Before too long will have to start getting up with hubby to go before sun up.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952245
04/25/14 04:56 PM
04/25/14 04:56 PM
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Late to the river but off I go. I just finished my project! It's been a really long week.


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Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952251
04/25/14 05:17 PM
04/25/14 05:17 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Good for you, Ana, enjoy your run. And it's amazing what a little nap and a shower can do. Wide awake now. Yippee!!!

My catnip is growing bur it's so slow -I've added good organic fertilizer and the potting soil is brand new. Oh dear kitteys it's going to take awhile.

What's for supper? Maybe a chilled fruit bowl. Bananas, peaches, apple and nectarine. That sounds good.

By all


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Joe's Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #952323
04/25/14 11:40 PM
04/25/14 11:40 PM
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After a long leisurely hike by the river with the dogs, friends texted me to meet them at the bar to watch the Hawks playoffs so hubby and I went down for pizza and good times. Hawks won woot and we back home now.

I haven't slept good all week so I am looking forward to sleeping in.

Ana wave


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