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Jokes. #962741
06/16/14 02:43 AM
06/16/14 02:43 AM
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(I really like the last one)

-1.Q: What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage?
A: To the ----, to the ----, to the ---- ---- ----.

-2.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.

3. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!

-4. Q: What do you call a dentist in the army? A: A d---- s-------

-5. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: F---- lights!

-6. Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-7. Q: What do you call a magician on a plane? A: A f----- s-------!

-8. Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: He wanted to get to the b-----.

-9. Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? A: It was quite an o-- d---.

-10. Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? A: U----- T---

lol


Last edited by curly; 06/16/14 01:55 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962743
06/16/14 03:57 AM
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2. Clean getaway lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962744
06/16/14 03:58 AM
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Hi Bernie, good one.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962749
06/16/14 05:01 AM
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8. rotfl bottom rotfl
Morning curly! wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962750
06/16/14 05:07 AM
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Good Morning, curly cat

10. Urgent Tina grin


I was torn between this and #7, cause I like 'em both.


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962752
06/16/14 05:40 AM
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7. a flying sorcerer. lol wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962755
06/16/14 06:22 AM
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5. flood

Morning curly, lol


Gail
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962757
06/16/14 06:28 AM
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Morning. Good 1's


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962759
06/16/14 06:46 AM
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4. drill sargeant lol

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962760
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1 - to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962761
06/16/14 07:06 AM
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Good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962762
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3. stick with me and we will go postal wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962763
06/16/14 08:00 AM
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The Outer Limits
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9. oar deal lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962767
06/16/14 08:37 AM
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Hi Cue, good one.

Joan, your last word is wrong.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962769
06/16/14 08:41 AM
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6. crack plaster lol


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962771
06/16/14 08:45 AM
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Thanks mxm.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: manxman] #962782
06/16/14 10:06 AM
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3. stick with me and we will go places smile

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #962812
06/16/14 01:55 PM
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Thanks Marian.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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