(I really like the last one)
-1.Q: What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage?
A: To the ----, to the ----, to the ---- ---- ----.
-2.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.
3. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!
-4. Q: What do you call a dentist in the army? A: A d---- s-------
-5. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: F---- lights!
-6. Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!
-7. Q: What do you call a magician on a plane? A: A f----- s-------!
-8. Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: He wanted to get to the b-----.
-9. Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? A: It was quite an o-- d---.
-10. Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? A: U----- T---