-1.
Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
He was a l------- s----!
-2.
What's the best way to carve wood?
W------ by w------.
-3.
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they c--------e!
-4.
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
B-- s--!
-5.
What washes up on tiny beaches?
M--------s!
-6.
What type of music do mummies listen to?
W--- m----!
-7.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little s-------h.
-8.
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm p-------!"
-9.
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?
He wanted to get a l--- l----- d----!
10.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept d------- their t-----!