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More jokes. #963080
06/18/14 02:26 AM
06/18/14 02:26 AM
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-1.
Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
He was a l------- s----!

-2.
What's the best way to carve wood?
W------ by w------.

-3.
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they c--------e!

-4.
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
B-- s--!

-5.
What washes up on tiny beaches?
M--------s!

-6.
What type of music do mummies listen to?
W--- m----!

-7.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little s-------h.

-8.
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm p-------!"

-9.
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a l--- l----- d----!

10.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept d------- their t-----!

lol


Last edited by curly; 06/19/14 07:13 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963081
06/18/14 03:53 AM
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1. Laughing stock lol - Hi Curly wave

Bernie monky

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963082
06/18/14 04:01 AM
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Hi Bernie, thanks.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963088
06/18/14 05:11 AM
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2. whittle by whittle!
Morning curly! wave


Gerry
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963089
06/18/14 05:45 AM
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6. Wrap music lol

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963091
06/18/14 06:03 AM
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9. a long little doggie lol

Morning curly,


Gail
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963096
06/18/14 06:27 AM
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963098
06/18/14 07:08 AM
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7. shellfish lol wave

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963099
06/18/14 07:15 AM
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5. microwaves lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963104
06/18/14 08:38 AM
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4 - Bye son


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963106
06/18/14 08:39 AM
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3. cantaloupe smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963108
06/18/14 08:58 AM
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Thanks, good ones.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963144
06/18/14 11:11 AM
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8.positive lol wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963147
06/18/14 11:25 AM
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Thanks Haroula.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963249
06/18/14 08:56 PM
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10. dropping their trunks lol


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #963290
06/19/14 07:13 AM
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Thanks mxm.


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