And, more jokes.
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-1. What do you call a pony's cough? a l----- h----- -2. What kind of horses go out after dusk? n--------s -3. what do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a s------ s----! -4. What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? ----! -5. What do calendars eat? ----s! -6. What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? you look a l----- p--- -7. What do cats eat for breakfast? m--- k------s -8. How does an octopus go to war? w--- a---- 9. What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? b-----------a! -10. What do you call a pig that does karate? p--- c--- 
Last edited by curly; 06/21/14 01:39 PM.
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Re: And, more jokes.
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06/20/14 07:18 AM
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7. mice krispies Morning curly, 
Gail
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Re: And, more jokes.
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06/20/14 08:39 AM
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Good ones. Hi Gail. Flo, that's 'shoe' for cobbler.
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Re: And, more jokes.
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06/21/14 04:04 AM
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That was answered already michele. I missed it because manxman and I were online at the same time.
Good one mxm.
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