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Jokes. #966098
07/04/14 02:17 AM
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-1.What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a h--- p---.

-2.I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can ---- whenever I want.

-3.The law student declined going to the tavern with his friends so he could p--- the b--.

-4.I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to s--- g---- to those places.

-5. "I s---- c--------," said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.

-7.I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm c---- n--.

8.How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? T-------s

9.Q: How do spiders communicate? Through the W---- W--- W--.

-10.I'm so ------ my mother calls me son.

lol






Last edited by curly; 07/04/14 10:26 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966101
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2. Stop lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966102
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lol cute one ,curly

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966103
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966113
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Morning curly wave


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Hi Gerry, nice one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966117
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Morning curly, lol


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Morning, good ones.


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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #966163
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Thanks.


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