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Tuesday's ADO #966652
07/07/14 11:20 PM
07/07/14 11:20 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
People don't believe what you tell them.
They rarely believe what you show them.
They often believe what their friends tell them.
They always believe what they tell themselves.
Seth Godin, Seth Godin's Blog, 07-29-06
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kids Jokes Part 1

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.

Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A. They don't have the guts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!

That one's in a class by itself....... haha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I have a one and a half year old baby dancing on my coffee table, and also on the couch. razz


She's putting on quite the show. rah


This makes my Baby very nervous, so she is in my lap trying to escape the dancing baby. rolleyes


This is very awkward because with Baby in my lap, my lap top doesn't sit on it very level. duh


It is accordingly very difficult to write this post. yes


Women....... slapforehead


Can't live with them, and can't get away from them.


Can you spell Purgatory? puppy


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


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William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966663
07/08/14 01:27 AM
07/08/14 01:27 AM
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Have all a happy day. happydance smile wave


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966676
07/08/14 04:53 AM
07/08/14 04:53 AM
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Marlborough USA
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lab Good Morning Joe and Haroula. Joe love the funnies! Haroula enjoy your day. Sue the coffee is ready. Happy Day wished for All! lab


Gerry
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966684
07/08/14 06:17 AM
07/08/14 06:17 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Tuesday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and BB Pancakes in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966699
07/08/14 07:07 AM
07/08/14 07:07 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers cat

Joe, have a nice day.

Ana, did you fall asleep in the corner?

Haroula, happy day wishes

Gerry, coffee sounds good.

Connie, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Another lazy, hazy, crazy hot summer day. Family church tonight. Wishing everyone a cool day! penguin


Gail
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: GBC] #966713
07/08/14 08:53 AM
07/08/14 08:53 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning everybody. wave

Sunday was A Day Off yay and since they stole my Saturday off, today is Another Day Off . YAHOO!! penguin

It's going to be too hot to do anything outside, so I'm not planning to do anything outside. yay

I do have plenty to do inside this old house though. tired

I'm going to start with s-l-o-w-l-y consuming three cups of coffee first. thumbsup

I hope everyone has a super day today..............all day. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966724
07/08/14 09:57 AM
07/08/14 09:57 AM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Tuesday's ADO is fantastic!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Is it Friday yet? wink

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966732
07/08/14 10:42 AM
07/08/14 10:42 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe enjoy the day off and stay cool! The last three or four days have been hot, hot, hot here but the wind has changed to off the "big lake" so a much more tolerable day with a high of about 69! thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie have fun doing what pops up. Thanks for the dansih and have a lovely day!

Gail stay cool in that heat and have a lovely day!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966740
07/08/14 11:48 AM
07/08/14 11:48 AM
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Hi Ho Hi Ho, it's off to the park I go! It's a lovely day and I must run my poor neglected dogs. Life is good!

Have a happy day!

Nan, so glad Tommy is doing well! I was wondering why he was on the ventilator. He's such a big boy! Wow!


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966752
07/08/14 12:32 PM
07/08/14 12:32 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Wow Joe! Three cups of coffee and I'd be running around the neighborhood naked. evil

Ants on my computer desk. Its' that time of year. Always happens. If I could find the stupid 'home' of those ants, I'd kill them all at the source. For now, all I can do is spray around the desk. They are coming UP through my hardwood floor on my 1944 house. You can guess how great the floors are. Id' move the desk and spray all over, but it's a HUGE, heavy Winner's Only Oak computer desk. I don't think I could even budge it.

Temps around here a bit better. Still in the high 70's but humidity is 58-60 percent and it feels uncomfortable since I'm totally spoiled.

Penelope is late today again. I'm sure she will be here. Loves dried cherries. And the raccoon mom and 2 babies were here last night. Made a mess of the food table and the water dish, but they are sooooo cute. Babies are about the size of a small poodle. Cute cute cute. And as an added bonus, they climb in the trees and break off small dead branches saving me the trouble of 'culling'. Nice. Nature in sync.


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966761
07/08/14 01:04 PM
07/08/14 01:04 PM
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Unionville
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Good day boomers. wave Hope everyone is having a terrific Tuesday smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966763
07/08/14 01:07 PM
07/08/14 01:07 PM
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Alabama
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Terrific Tuesday y'all puppy

Hubby and I popped up before the sun to take the doggies walking. It was already 75 out there, but since the sun wasn't up, it wasn't too bad. We had a nice walk, then came home and hubby went to work and the dogs and I went back to bed. happydance

Joe, whose baby is terrorizing your Baby?

Haroula, wave

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Connie, have a great day!

Gail, thanks for the cool day...we need it.

Happy skooshing, Darlene wave


Oh, a high of 69...I am jealous, Nan, though I know I won't be this winter.

Ana, hope the corner is fun.

Sorta, raccoon babies the size of a poodle? That sounds big. puppy

Manx wave

Last edited by looney4labs; 07/08/14 01:08 PM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966788
07/08/14 04:58 PM
07/08/14 04:58 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Waiting for the rain to stop. smile


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966791
07/08/14 05:49 PM
07/08/14 05:49 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Gosh, it's hot today but still better than winter -I always say that.

2 nights ago while playing killzone 4 I looked down my short hall and who should there be with a high steppen' stroll and nose up in the air but my 1/2 grown opossum. I believe she's a she because her face is cute so I'll be calling her Smooch. And she took a sharp right into my bedroom, no food, then out and a sharp left into the little bedroom and again no food then nonplussed scanned the kitchen in which room big mamuu (I} had left her nightly ration. And then out the back door for nightly adventures. I'm becoming most fond of her. So far her diet is fancy feast cat food, wet and dry, but there must be more stuff she would like.

Every day I play 1 or 2 solitaire and today the game was so exciting that I fell asleep. And that's a 1st.

Happy July 8th all


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966795
07/08/14 06:47 PM
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Yup L4L, the babies are huge fluffy balls of fur. Tails about 14 inches long now. Mom is twice the size. All nice and healthy looking and bright eyed.

Oh Yankee! My possums eat dry friskies and love it. They occasionally would eat the leftover wet food on the table, but love the dry stuff. I usually get the fish flavor. Haven't seen any babies lately. Not a good year for the little ones. Usually one of the babies comes back to have babies of their own. I'm thinking they didn't 'make it' this year. Only saw little ones once months ago and then they were gone. Maybe the gene pool is getting shallow.

Neighbor across went on a short vacation over the 4th weekend. They are originally from Texas. Now there is an older, walker bound woman living there with them. She was in 'day care' with the local hospital and got dropped off today. I'm thinking they brought Grandma home to live with them. The wife there is a nurse, so it might be a new 'job' for her now that Medicare pays you to take care of your own relatives in home to save the expense of nursing homes. If she's seen more than a few weeks, I think we have a new neighbor.

No Penelope today yet. Maybe tonight. She's spending more time elsewhere and changing her schedule. Maybe they have better food or more bugs in the plants. rotfl


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966806
07/08/14 08:10 PM
07/08/14 08:10 PM
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Alabama
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Space, stay dry.

Yankee and Sorta, you guys have noble souls. thumbsup

I had to laugh at one of the squirrels in our back yard. Hubby put food out in a little wire basket that snapped shut. The squirrels figured out how to open it and took the entire pad of seeds.


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: looney4labs] #966809
07/08/14 08:34 PM
07/08/14 08:34 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hey everybody. wave

I had a pretty good day off. I spent most of it putting a cabinet together and hanging it in the laundry room. smile

It looks great. yes

At least being off today broke up my six day stretch. yay

I didn't feel like stretching. razz

I also cut my hair today, so it feels a LOT better in this heat. penguin

I'm ready to make an early night of it, after I get another diner going.

I work from 10 to 6 the next three days I think.

L4L the baby here now is my niece's daughter, my sister's granddaughter. Two new additions to our happy household. slapforehead

This is the cutest baby, but she throws some mighty temper tantrums. hardwall

Have a good night everybody.

joe


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966821
07/08/14 10:19 PM
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Joe,temper tantrum...not fun.

Sweet dreams sleep


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966826
07/08/14 10:45 PM
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Sweet dreams all....

Joe, I couldn't live with a youngin anymore. My nerves couldn't handle it. hearts


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Re: Tuesday's ADO [Re: gymcandy1] #966832
07/09/14 12:25 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Night all sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan

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