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Jokes. #967016
07/10/14 02:24 AM
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-1.I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much p--------.

-2.I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off.

-3.If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have b------s?

-4.If you think of a better fish pun, l-- m-----.

-5.The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was t----.

-6.Q: Where does bad light go? A: To p----!

-7.Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested? A: He r------- a r---.

-8.Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch? A: They already -.

9.Q: Did you hear about the paper boy? A: He b--- a---.

-10.Q: Why are chefs so mean? A: They b--- eggs and w--- cream.

lol

Last edited by curly; 07/10/14 11:19 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967018
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1. Paperwork lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967026
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2. Take a day off! lol wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967029
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Good Morning, curly cat

10. They beat eggs and whip cream.


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967030
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5.tense lol wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967031
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967035
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Morning, good ones.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967038
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6. to prism lol Morning Curly wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967042
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967050
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967056
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Morning curly, lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967059
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967088
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9. blew away smile

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #967112
07/10/14 11:19 AM
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Thanks Marian.


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