-1.I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much p--------.
-2.I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off.
-3.If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have b------s?
-4.If you think of a better fish pun, l-- m-----.
-5.The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was t----.
-6.Q: Where does bad light go? A: To p----!
-7.Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested? A: He r------- a r---.
-8.Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch? A: They already -.
9.Q: Did you hear about the paper boy? A: He b--- a---.
-10.Q: Why are chefs so mean? A: They b--- eggs and w--- cream.