-1.Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into s-----.
-2.“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a f------.
-3.Dwarfs and midgets have very l----- in common.
-4.Dry erase boards are r--------e.
-5.I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a g-- y--.
-6.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A t--------.
-7.When you get a bladder infection, u---- t------.
-8.Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the c--- is c-----.
-9.Have you heard about the new shampoo for men who are going bald..
It's called "W---'s the P----?"
10.Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise,' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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