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#969074 - Today at 01:01 AM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29933
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.
Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
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More dumb Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers.


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strike Idles Kids

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

War Dims Hope for Peace

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time



1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins.

2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

3. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

4. “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”
-Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships.

5. “I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it.”
-Boxing great Rocky Graziano

6. “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
-Greg Norman

7. “I’m rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?”
-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players’ union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.

8. “The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.”
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

9. “I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

10. “Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager.

Honorable mention:

“There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’”
-Pitcher Joaquin Andujar

“That’s why I don’t talk. Because I talk too much.”
-Joaquin Andujar
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I see by the old clock on the wall that it's 11:51, which is extremely coincidental because that is the exact same time as what my laptop says. shocked


As Elvis would say, "That's crazy man". They aren't even in the same time zone. crazy


The clock is in the US Central, stinking hot Oklahoma time zone, and my computer is in the World Wide Web time zone. taz


My point is........... headscratch....oh yeah... idea.....that it's 11:51......well no not now. Now it's 11:58.....no....11:59......and that's way past my bed time, which happens to be Slumberland time zone. slapforehead


Passing out here.... sleep


Have a happy day everyone.



joe


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#969080 - Today at 01:47 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7443
Loc: Greece
Wishing all a great day. wave happydance smile
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#969095 - Today at 05:24 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16825
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe and Haroula. Joe sounds like you need a good nights sleep! Happy day to you Haroula. Coffee is ready. Wishing everyone a peaceful day. wave
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#969101 - Today at 06:18 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Kaki's Sister]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5998
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning all waveGerry thanks for getting the coffee! Have a great day everybody summer
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#969109 - Today at 07:12 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16825
Loc: Marlborough USA
Your welcome Sue. Enjoy your day too! wave
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#969120 - Today at 07:42 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7967
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Waffles in the NC. summer
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#969128 - Today at 08:53 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14196
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers summer

Joe, sweet dreams!

Haroula, good day wishes.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Sue, have a great day.

Connie, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Will take a walk with the dog this morning then weed my tomatoes. Girls and I will go for a bike ride later this afternoon. Wishing everyone a wonderful day! broccoli
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#969140 - Today at 10:03 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: GBC]
Darlene Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9286
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and opening the Diner once again! kissy Have a terrific Tuesday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#969160 - Today at 10:43 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13501
Loc: northern Wisconsin
lol Thanks for the laughs Joe!! Only one more then some time off. I was checking the temp yesterday and it said that it was 90F out but the wind chill was 97F. lol Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Sue have a lovely day!

Connie are you and your friend still doing exercise class? Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Gail have a nice walk with Nina and fun weeding. Enjoy the afternoon bike ride and have a lovely day!

Darlene HUGS! May work go smoothly and you have a lovely day!

Ana sorry your freedom was so short-lived and your phone got too tired to work anymore. Which one did you get?? May the corner be kind and the puzzles easy!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

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#969170 - Today at 11:15 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42032
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Looooooong day yesterday. Gone for 11 1/2 hours...worn out when I got home, but hubby had dinner waiting hearts

It was a day of mixed results. The ultra-sound did not turn up a reason for the pain or the decreased eating, but it did show a good looking pancreas happydance We are stopping chemo as she has been doing it for 5 months, though not the same protocol for all that time, but some kind at least. The vet thinks it will give her some time to recover and I agree. So now we are in a holding pattern. Will give her another couple of weeks and watch her weight and check the lymph nodes. But her blood tests and x-rays and ultrasound and physical exam were all good puppy

Hubby and I got up early and walked the doggies. Didn't walk our normal length of time. It is huuuuuuuuumid out there...felt like I was trying to breath under the ocean, and it was spitting on us.

Usually walking wakes me up, but I think the breathing wore me out, so we came back and I went back to bed while wonderful hubby went to work. Had a great nap. Then up to scrub Keoki. Will feed the doggies in a sec and then clean up and head out to do errands. Hubby and I are meeting for lunch.

I'll start yogurt before I go.Then I plan to spend the rest of the day in bed so I'll feel like going to Bible Study tonight. Haven't been well enough to go for the last several weeks. Course, those are my plans and my plans frequently don't hold together.

Back later wave
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-Roger Caras

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#969175 - Today at 11:51 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7054
Loc: San Diego, CA
Nan! 90 with a wind chill of 97??? Oh now that's funny. Thanks for a chuckle.

New computer doing OK. Still totally confused about how to run windows 8.1. They seem to have made it so complicated that only the programmers could run it. Wonder if that was their plan? So confusing, but I've got my friend helping me find out how to undo all the stuff I accidentally did. Geez. AND then when I managed to create a 'Microsoft' account (thinking it was my email thingy) it set up some sort of constantly running, password needed mess. He undid most of it. It kept asking for a password or a code number. Had no idea where that was, but it said it was sent to my 'email'. Well, I didn't have email on that computer yet, so it was a mess. THEN this morning, signed into my old old old computer and guess what? All the codes and stuff and verifications were on my old computer's email! How in the heck did that happen? Gads. Dunno if it's the WI-FI connection between the two or just the address for my email. Wow. What did I do? Gonna get a handle on this. Yes I am.

No Penelope Peacock AGAIN today yet. Getting worried. Maybe she's gone. A couple of guys moved out of that place where she seems to live. Haven't seen her since the night before the move. Maybe they moved her with them. Hummmmm. One more day and we will see.

Off to order a new wireless mouse for my new computer. They always come with tacky corded mice. Hard to work with all that wire dangling. Using my old wireless on it now and a corded one on THIS computer. Driving me crazy.
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#969186 - Today at 12:34 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
RebKean Offline
Shy Boomer

Registered: 07/20/14
Posts: 24
Loc: Sweden
Ok, it's allowed to be a bit whimsy here right?
In any case I can still pull of the "new member"-card I think. =)
(why does the screen turn some of my letters into capital ones?)

The time is really making me woozy. (or maybe it's the wine...)
What timezone is this forum in?
I suppose I COULD figure it out, but then I'd have no one to talk to would I?

Now is the time here 18:33, that is 6:33 pm.
How off am I? (in time that is, nothing else)

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#969192 - Today at 12:50 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64397
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! Off to the park for a run with the dogs and then it's a corner day. So much to do, so little time.

RebKean, we love a little whimsey here! The timezone is EST. I am in CST. We are all in different parts of the world though.
I don't know what you mean about turning your letters into Caps though? Are you using a phone and it is auto-correcting?
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#969201 - Today at 01:04 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
RebKean Offline
Shy Boomer

Registered: 07/20/14
Posts: 24
Loc: Sweden
Originally Posted By: BrownEyedTigre
Good morning boomies! Off to the park for a run with the dogs and then it's a corner day. So much to do, so little time.

RebKean, we love a little whimsey here! The timezone is EST. I am in CST. We are all in different parts of the world though.
I don't know what you mean about turning your letters into Caps though? Are you using a phone and it is auto-correcting?


No, no phone, just a whimsey computer. lol
It's probably related to that I'm writing in a different language, but it's still annoying...

But the time is on USA:s side? grin


Edited by RebKean (Today at 01:04 PM)

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#969205 - Today at 01:14 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
MaG Offline
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Registered: 12/28/99
Posts: 65665
You can change your time offset in your preference by going to My Profile at top of page >>Edit Preferences.
Determine how many hours difference from US EST and then do the adjustment for Sweden. I think it is 8 hours difference.

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