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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.

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The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.

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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

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Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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Gail