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Jokes. #969488
07/24/14 02:37 AM
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-1.What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? an a--------.

-2.What did Bacon say to Tomato? l------ get t-------!

-3.What did the leopard say after eating his owner? man, that h-- the s---

4.What has one head, one foot and four legs? a b--

-5.Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? he p----- a m-----

-6.What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? o--- in the c----.

-7.What did one raindrop say to the other? two's c------, three's a c----

-8.Did you hear about the sick juggler? they say he couldn't s--- t------- up!

-9.What do you call a guy who never breaks wind in public? a p------ t----.

-10.Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? they both d----- on the b-----.

lol

Last edited by curly; 07/24/14 12:54 PM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969493
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3. Hit the spot lol - Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969494
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I love baseball

They both depend on the batter!


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969496
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Morning, good answers. That was no.10 flotsam.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969516
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2."Lettuce" get toasting! lol
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969518
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Close enough Gerry, it's 'together'

Good morning.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969520
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969523
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5. pulled a muscle lol

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6. odor in the court lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969535
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Morning curly, lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969564
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969573
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4. bed

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #969586
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Thanks Flo.


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