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Monday Sunshine.......and Heat #970179
07/28/14 01:10 AM
07/28/14 01:10 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Unknown
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Bubba calls Dr. Sobers in the middle of the night and says, "Dr. Sobers, the missus is experiencing severe pain in the stomach. Think it's her appendix."

Doctor Sobers, obviously upset for being disturbed at 1 am, growls, "What the hell are you talking? I removed your wife's appendix just a year back! Get off the phone

and let me sleep!"

After about 10 minutes, Bubba calls again and says, "Dr Sobers, I am mighty sure it's her appendix."

Dr. Sobers yells, "Good lord, have I not told you already I removed her appendix. Do you know of anyone having a second appendix?"

Bubba replies, "No. I have not. But I can bet you know of someone having a second wife!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dr. Jones had served many years as an Obstetrician/gynecologist, but he felt he had reached a saturation point. His mind was no longer in his job. He wanted to do something else for the rest of his life. Dr. Jones had a fascination for mechanical things and remembered he enjoyed automotive training in school and, therefore decided to go in for a career change and to become an auto mechanic. He enrolled at an automotive school.

He completed the course and was required to appear for the final exams. The physical exam consisted of taking a car engine apart and then putting it back together. Dr. Jones completed his project and was amazed to receive a grade of 125%. Dr. Jones asked the examiner how could he score a 125%.

"Well," answered the examiner, "I granted you 50% for taking the engine apart, 50% for putting it back together and another 25% for doing everything through the muffler"!
~~~~~~~~~

Chiropractic Dr. Herbert called Mrs. Hanks and said, "Mrs. Hanks, your check has returned."

Mrs. Hanks commented, "So has my back pain."
~~~~~~~~~~~

Dr. Jones enters the student classroom and starts shouting, "Tetanus! Insulin! Booster!"

One student asked another, "What the hell do you think he is doing?"

The other student replied, "Calling the shots."
~~~~~~~~~~~

A man was suffering from insomnia and went to see a doctor. After a thorough checkup, the doctor declared, “The only remedy for this suffering is not to take tension with you when you go to bed.”

Patient replies, “That’s exactly what I have been telling my wife. But she refuses to use the guest room.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Justin : “Doctor, there was decay in my upper tooth. You said a worm was eating it away. But you have pulled out my lower tooth. Why?”

Doctor : “You are right. Actually the worm was standing on your lower tooth and doing the job. Now it has no tooth to stand on.”

Ok that's just dumb. slapforehead
~~~~~~~~~~~~

My grandpa, 86 years of age, went to see the doctor and asked, "Is it normal at my age to have problems with short term memory storage?"

The doctor replied, "Mr. Asher, storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dillon called his family doctor and declared, "My son has Venereal disease! The only woman he has slept with is our house-help."

"Take it easy," the doctor said. "Bring him to me immediately and I'll take care of him."

Dillon said, "But doctor, I have been fooling around with the house-help too, and my symptoms are the same as that of my son."

"Well then, you come in with him and I'll see what I can do for the both of you," replied the doctor.

"Tell you what," Dillon went on, "I think my wife has it too."

"Goodness!" the doctor exclaimed, "That means we have all got it!"

~~~~~~~~~~~

There are three old men seated inside a doctor's cabin - all suffering from bad memory.

The doctor wants to take a little test - so he asks the first old man, "Can you tell me what is four times four?"

The first man replies, "756".

The doctor can't believe this. So he moves on to the second old man asks him, "Your turn. What is four times four?"

The second man replies, "Friday".

The doctor shakes his head in disbelief and then asks the third man, "Do you think you have the answer?"

The third old man replies, "Sixteen".

"Wonderful!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"

"Easy," the third old man replies, "Just add 756 to Friday."
~~~~~~~~~~


Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I am really about to pass out. sleep


It's 11:66 and I'm ready to release this day, and let it fly away. wave


I hope you all have a fantastic-ly happy day. thumbsup


joe






There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970182
07/28/14 01:38 AM
07/28/14 01:38 AM
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Good morning Boomers. Have all a great day. smile wave summer


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970191
07/28/14 05:42 AM
07/28/14 05:42 AM
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Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Online happy
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Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe and Haroula. Coffee is ready. Happy Day wished for All! wave


Gerry
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970199
07/28/14 06:53 AM
07/28/14 06:53 AM
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Massachusetts
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Morning Boomers: smile

Joe, wishing you a great day.

Haroula, happy day to you!

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Wishing a wonderful day to everyone! Stormy weather on the way here. thumbsdown


Gail
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970210
07/28/14 07:51 AM
07/28/14 07:51 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful start to the new week. Danish, Waffles, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: connie] #970213
07/28/14 08:06 AM
07/28/14 08:06 AM
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Good morning everyone!
Just came back from work...
It's so hot outside... i don't have the courage to go outside again not even for the beach lol

AC is perfect this time of day

Have a great day everyone!!!! wave


Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970217
07/28/14 08:17 AM
07/28/14 08:17 AM
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Unionville
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Unionville
Good morning boomers. wave Hope everyone is having a merry Monday smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970226
07/28/14 08:57 AM
07/28/14 08:57 AM
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Sweden
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A very humid good morning/afternoon from the North. =)

Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: RebKean] #970246
07/28/14 10:01 AM
07/28/14 10:01 AM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! 11:66, eh? wink Hope you have a fantastic-ly happy day, as well!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970247
07/28/14 10:03 AM
07/28/14 10:03 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning boomies! I actually had a full nights sleep again. Merlin finally slept through the night or I was too passed out to wake up. lol It's a full work day today, no time for the dogs. At least it's a chilly day (only 58 here right now) so I can leave the patio door open and they cab let themselves out and in.

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: RebKean] #970248
07/28/14 10:04 AM
07/28/14 10:04 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning everybody. wave

I've been lazy so far this morning. I am tired. tired

Now it's time to get in gear and do something. happydance

Not quite sure what, but I'll figure it out. thumbsup

I hope it's a super day for all Boomers.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970253
07/28/14 10:46 AM
07/28/14 10:46 AM
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It's beach time... dance summer wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970257
07/28/14 11:29 AM
07/28/14 11:29 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe enjoy your weekend!! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Haroula enjoy the beach and have a lovely rest of the day!

Gerry thanks for coffee and have a lovely day!

Gail rainy days equal gaming days!! Have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Volkana hope it cools some for you. Stay cool and have a lovely rest of the day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

RebKean hope the humidity goes down soon. Have a lovely rest of the day!

Darlene I saw that too. LOL How did the shopping go???? May work go smoothly and you have a lovely day!

Ana it floated between 55F and 60F all day yesterday with rain and drizzle and a few thunderboomers. Sunny today and already 69! May the corner be kind, the pups be forgiving and the puzzles go easy! Have a lovely day!

Little Tommy is coming over in a bit to visit with "GG" (me)! He is such a cutie!!

wave
Nan

Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970258
07/28/14 11:37 AM
07/28/14 11:37 AM
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Alabama
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Magnificient Monday ya'll puppy

Hoooo, boy, it's icky, nasty out there. Hubby and I were up at 5:15 to go walking and it was already 79 degrees out there eek There was a nice cool little breeze though. Weatherman said it will be in the high 60's at night later in the week once this front moves through. Sounds wonderful.

Then home to do various chores and a little research, then up for a tiny nap. I used the yogurt timer as a wake up call. So yogurt is "yo-ing". Time for coffee. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970276
07/28/14 12:35 PM
07/28/14 12:35 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Heat wave be damned, full cleaning ahead!!! and that's exactly what I did and only 2 rooms left and house looks much better -till tomorrow.

Bud is fine, cats are stretched out 3 feet long, Bud looking for a cool place to relax, I'm relaxing and getting drowzy. Maybe a good ol' fashioned cholesterol breakfast would help. But too hot to cook.

We need a Penelope newscast. Pets are so great as they get our minds off the ho hum rum dum routine. And Penelope does that very well.

Hard to believe but gardeners here are planting their fall gardens. soon I'll be complaining about the cold.

Happy monday all


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970317
07/28/14 04:45 PM
07/28/14 04:45 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Penelope took Sunday off. I guess she's a church bird. Saturday bath day in the dirt, then Sunday day off. Monday she appears at 6 am going up my driveway. She saw me feeding the cats and came over for grapes, but in the meantime, was intimidating the cats again. She seems to love doing that. I have to stand between her and the ferals. Very interesting dynamics.

Went to the bank, got the last of this month's cash out so I could eat, got a call an hour later after shopping and they had my LICENSE! Had to drive back and get it. The teller had it in her hand for ID and typed the number into the computer and instead of handing it back, must have set it down where neither of us could see it. She counted out the bills on the desktop, and I saw nothing else. Hummm. Got the license now. It was long 8 blocks of hoping no police were around to stop me. Silly how that makes you paranoid.

Getting ready to switch out my new and old computers. One last task is forwarding all my current email to my new address (not sure how it's done and I don't want to mess things up). Then changing all my contacts for everything that uses my email address so I won't miss anything. Geez, everything I do and buy from or deal with want's email address. It's going to be a big project. After all the fuss, I'm going to have more desk space, more cupboard space and a prettier, better running computer and printer. Can't wait.

Off to tear out hair while I figure out Windows 8.1. scared


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Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: Sorta Blonde] #970326
07/28/14 05:21 PM
07/28/14 05:21 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970331
07/28/14 05:58 PM
07/28/14 05:58 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Wow. I just spent a looooong time disconnecting my old computer from all the wires under and around my computer roll-top desk and then the new one from the writing desk and then moved the new one to the roll-top. Amazingly enough, I 'think' I got it all hooked up right!It seems to work. Wow. So now instead of about 10 things to plug in, I only have 5. Oh boy. This should also be good for my electric bill. The printer says it's energy efficient. Nice. So does the computer something or other saves energy. Ahhh the joys of climbing under and over dirty, dusty, cat fur covered floors and pushing cords into places you can't even see. I did it all without a helper. Didn't dare wake up the 'gamer' at this time of day. Hope he's proud of my accomplishment.

Now to see if the printer is corrected correctly. Crossing fingers.


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Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970335
07/28/14 06:18 PM
07/28/14 06:18 PM
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Alabama
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luck Sorta wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970343
07/28/14 07:14 PM
07/28/14 07:14 PM
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My own world
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My own world
Hi everyboomie! How are you all?


I survived!
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970357
07/28/14 08:45 PM
07/28/14 08:45 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Shell, how ya doing? It's been awhile puppy

edit: Off to bed, sweet dreams all sleep

Last edited by looney4labs; 07/28/14 11:39 PM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Monday Sunshine.......and Heat [Re: gymcandy1] #970379
07/29/14 12:38 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams.

sleep
Nan

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