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Jokes. #972617
08/11/14 02:26 AM
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-1.Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is u------ love.

-2.Kid: For $10, I’ll be good.
Father: Lol, When I was your age, I was g--- for n------.

-3.I went to school to become a wit, only got h------ through.

-4.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they g------ his wages?

-5.How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a d--- of c----.

-6.How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had r----------s.

-7.What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
W-- f---.

8.What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm c----- d--- with something!

-9.Why do bees have sticky hair?
They have a h-------b.

-10.Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake
didn't have a --- to s---- on.
lol

Last edited by curly; 08/11/14 12:33 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972621
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Good morning Curly. smile wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972623
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Hi Haroula, good answer.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972624
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1. Undying lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972626
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Hi Bernie, merci.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972627
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972628
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972632
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972636
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Morning curly.


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Hi Gail, good one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972641
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4. garnish lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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He did it again, Remi lol

5. deck of cards


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972647
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972664
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Morning, good answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972672
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lol

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #972715
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Thanks.


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