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Saturdiner #974563
08/22/14 07:50 PM
08/22/14 07:50 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
Aaron McGruder, Boondocks, 07-04-04
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dictionary Of Dating


ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Learn From Children

Some things I've learned from my children over the years...

1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape.

5. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.

7. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

8. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.

12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

13. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

15. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoe it does not leak-it explodes.

16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.

17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

18. Duplos will not.

19. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

20. Super glue is forever.

21. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

22. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

23. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

24. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

25. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

26. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.27. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

28. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

29. The fire department in Austin has at least a 5 minute response time.

30. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

31. It will however make cats dizzy.

32. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

33. Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.

34. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Landlord Letters


1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

11. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

12. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

13. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his [blip] wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

15. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Welcome to the weekend! yay


I was thinking about drinking myself silly but.......... think......I really don't need to drink a drop to get there. crazy


Besides that it's no fun being silly alone. There's no one to laugh at you.


Baby and Pepper just don't quite get it.


Anyway I need to get up at 4:30 so it's not really the weekend for me, and the only logical thing for me to do is to post this and trot down the hallway to bed.


Aren't I a good boy?


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/22/14 07:52 PM.

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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974573
08/22/14 10:05 PM
08/22/14 10:05 PM
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You are a good boy Joe! I guess the bright side is you get out early. hearts

Have a great day all!


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #974576
08/22/14 11:17 PM
08/22/14 11:17 PM
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! I echo Ana! You get out early, so that's good, eh? hearts Happy Saturdiner!

Hey, Ana! Hope your Saturdiner is exactly as you'd like it to be!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Still Friday evening for me....

Much wedding planning and finishing touches to be done with daughter tomorrow! Too much fun! Woohoo and booyah! woot

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot



Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974583
08/22/14 11:36 PM
08/22/14 11:36 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hope work zooms by for you, Joe. Hope your birds start appreciating your humor more. grin

Have a great day, too, Ana.

Congratulations to your daughter, Darlene! woot Hope all the planning goes well tomorrow.

It's late Friday night for me, and I'm off tomorrow. And this Sunday will be the last Sunday I'll have to work. happydance After that, I should be off on weekends starting with a special three day weekend for Labor Day. I can't remember the last time I had so many days off in a row. I think I like this new location already. lol

No plans so far tomorrow. Thorsgoats and I may work on some more of Dreamfall before he has to leave for work. We already finished TLJ and want to finish Dreamfall as well before Chapters comes out.

As for now, I'm off to sleep. Have a terrific Saturday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974584
08/23/14 12:02 AM
08/23/14 12:02 AM
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Darlene, I hope your head is feeling better. Enjoy the planning! hearts

Venus, enjoy your day and congrats on the new job!


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974598
08/23/14 03:11 AM
08/23/14 03:11 AM
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Greece
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Good morning everyone. wave
I think I have a lumbago. insane
Anyway have all a happy day. happydance smile


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Saturdiner [Re: Haroula] #974603
08/23/14 05:06 AM
08/23/14 05:06 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Good morning all wave Coffee is ready! A happy day wished for all summer


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974604
08/23/14 05:16 AM
08/23/14 05:16 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, Darlene, venus, and Haroula. Joe hope you have a quiet work day. Ana how's the shoulder? Darlene enjoy the time with your daughter. Venus maybe you will have some play time with the kitties on the weekend1 Haroula hope your back feels better. Coffee is ready. Have a nice day all! wave

Didn't see you come in Sue. Enjoy your day too!

Last edited by Kaki's Sister; 08/23/14 05:18 AM.

Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974607
08/23/14 05:54 AM
08/23/14 05:54 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning all. Today marks the first day of a very difficult week for me. Actually, for the next 2 weeks. I'm still covering for another caregiver while she recovers from a difficult gall bladder operation.

Have a great Saturday everyone. See you this afternoon between shifts.

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974609
08/23/14 06:35 AM
08/23/14 06:35 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers:

Joe, Ana, Darlene, Venus, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, Midgie and to all who haven't arrived as yet I'm wishing a wonderful weekend! rah


Gail
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974613
08/23/14 07:31 AM
08/23/14 07:31 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Minimal damage from the storm for me, but not so for a lot of others. Crews were out working for 24 hours to get trees removed, power lines, repaired, and trashed things picked up. Sandy my best friend across the street was without power for almost 24 hours. This is an old subdivision with lots of people on oxygen, not good when they loose power. Today will bring a trip to Sam's and the grocery store. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdiner [Re: connie] #974618
08/23/14 07:43 AM
08/23/14 07:43 AM
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Good morning everyone!

Have a terrific weekend wave


Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974636
08/23/14 10:30 AM
08/23/14 10:30 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe sorry about such an early start. May all go well. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana are you still in the corner? That day is closing in, are you ready? Have a lovely day!

Darlene you must be so excited! When is the big day? Have a lovely day!

Aw Haroula! Prayers that you are feeling better soonest! HUGS! Have a lovely day!

Sue thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie glad it was only minimal for you and hope everybody's power is back working. HUGS to your friend. Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day! Happy Shopping!

Gail have a lovely day!

Midge prayers for strength so you make it the next two weeks of all that working! HUGS! Have a lovely day!

Volkana have a lovely day!

Off to the flea markets and then a BBQ!!

wave
Nan

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974639
08/23/14 10:46 AM
08/23/14 10:46 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning Boomers. wave Have a great day!


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974645
08/23/14 11:00 AM
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Good morning boomies! So much to do, so little time! I'll be in the corner all day and then my niece is coming over late afternoon for some bonding time.

Haroula, sorry you hurt your back. Do you have Chiropractors there? I have found it best for solving back pain.

Sue, have a happy day!

Gerry, shoulders are a mess and it seems the more careful I am to not hurt them, the more I hurt them. lol Enjoy your day!

Midgie, I hope the time flies for you! Don't forget to pamper yourself when you can.

Gail, I hope you have a great day! Anything fun planned?

Connie, glad that you didn't have much damage. I hope everyone has their power restored quick. We lost power for awhile yesterday and it's such a pain.

Volkana, how are you and your fiance doing?

Nan, still working this weekend and then off as of Monday for a week. I am not at all ready and on the other hand, I'm so tired of this that I can't wait to get it over with. lol
Have fun at the market and the BBQ!

SpaceQ, is it sticky out there by you too? YOu could swim in the air it's so thick here.

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974654
08/23/14 11:50 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Thanks, Ana! Have fun with your niece today. thumbsup

Sorry to hear that, Haroula. sad Hope you feel better soon!

Have a great day, Cailyn.

Gerry, next weekend for sure anyway. smile Thanks for the coffee, and have a great Saturday.

Midge, hope the time goes by as smoothly as it can for you!

Have a wonderful weekend as well, Gail.

Glad your damage was minimal, Connie. Hope your friend and the people without oxygen are doing well now!

Have a terrific weekend, too, Volkana.

Have fun at the flea markets and barbeque, Nan.

Enjoy your Saturday, Space Quest.

Well, Thorsgoats and I are getting ready for lunch now, and then he's off to work. Guess I'll be gaming alone this afternoon. grin I'm thinking of trying to get in touch with my friend to see if she wants to do something next weekend now that I have time. thumbsup

Hope everyone is having a great day so far. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974655
08/23/14 11:57 AM
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Lexington, Texas
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Hot today, cats all konked out and i'm drinking cold coffee. Yesterday I perused amazon but couldn't find any interesting games, maybe next month. Also I can't get my PS 3 to work on this new TV. There are 4 hdmi ports and PS4 and 3 are connected -it doesn't recognize the 3. Oh well, something to work on.

A breakfast salad this AM as it's too hot to cook. And still working on the ice cream and chips -yumyumyumyummy.

Enjoy your Saturday all


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974669
08/23/14 02:10 PM
08/23/14 02:10 PM
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Yankee, I hope you can get your PS3 working. Icecream and chips sounds like an awesome breakfast. lol

Venus, enjoy your lunch.

We have another round of storms coming in. I had to get the ladder out and clean the gutters before it hit. I'm pretty sure I'll get a lecture when hubby gets home for doing it when no one was home. I've been quite accident prone lately.

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974693
08/23/14 04:34 PM
08/23/14 04:34 PM
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Alabama
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Ahhhh, busy day....boys, dogs, hubby, son.....wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974700
08/23/14 05:02 PM
08/23/14 05:02 PM
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Greece
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Well my Dr. said I have to do shots...I hate them,
will see...
I have a Chiropractor Ana I'll give it a try. duh
sleep wave


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974717
08/23/14 07:12 PM
08/23/14 07:12 PM
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Alabama
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Well, we were all going to the movie. But son and kids declined, so hubby and i are going by ourselves. ack later wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974719
08/23/14 08:10 PM
08/23/14 08:10 PM
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Enjoy your night out L4l!

Haroula, best of luck to you!


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: looney4labs] #974720
08/23/14 08:11 PM
08/23/14 08:11 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. wave


WOOOO WHO!!! yay It's time woot


The new Dr Who is here. penguin


Hope you're all having a great day. thumbsup


I'm off to watch the show. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #974721
08/23/14 08:21 PM
08/23/14 08:21 PM
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Enjoy Dr. Who Joe!


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Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #974733
08/23/14 10:30 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night boomers. wave


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