-1.I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the s---- were t----.
-2.A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: 'Occupation?'
The German replies: 'No, just a h------.’
3.I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have b---.
-4.My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my d------ t---.”
-5.First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my p------ has.
-6.How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
By searching for F---- P-----.
-7.Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. A: She was known as the d--- C d---.
-8.My personal favorite has always been the one where the waiter comes up to the guy and says, "And how did you find your steak, sir?"
"I just moved my p----- and there it was!”
-9.Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind...it's p--------.
-10.How did Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little k-------!
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