-1.When the plum tree dried up due to summer heat, he decided to p---- it.

-2.Sign behind an Amish carriage: Energy Efficient Vehicle, runs on grass and oats. Caution: avoid e-----t.

-3.When it comes to charity, most people stop at n------.

-4.Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a m--- a--- and I have his shoes.

-5.I saw this wino, he was eating grapes; I was like, ‘Dude, you h--- to w---.

-6.They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not l------- now

-7.I spent all my money on women and whisky, the rest of the money I w-----.

8.I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top t-- c------ of the map so it won’t fall down.

-9.To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call w------- you hit the target.

-10.Change is inevitable, except from a v------ m------.

Good Morning, curly

1. prune

4. mile away

Thanks. Hi Jema.

3. Nothing - Hi Curly

Bernie

7. wasted

6. laughing

10. Vending machine

2. exhaust

5.you have to wait

9. whatever

Good ones. Hi Bernie.

8. two corners

Thanks Flo.