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Thumpin Good Friday #980151
09/25/14 07:31 PM
09/25/14 07:31 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
Albanian Proverb
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This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey on with a little Lions helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Lions game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."

The bartender replies, normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave.

The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Lions kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touch down?"

The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.

For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.

Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.

Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.

Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.

I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".

"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?

"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
~~~~~~~~~~


Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
~~~~~~~


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says,

"Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Thank God tomorrow is Friday! I'm so in need of what comes after it. bravo


I hope I didn't cornfuse you with the title. snicker


Sometimes you feel like a nut. yes


The rest of the time I feel like a raving lunatic. crazy


When there's a full moon............WHOA!!!! You do not want to be around me. shame


It's a very dangerous place to be. eek


Very dangerous because I don't like anybody waking me when Ahm sleeping. taz


Have a great day ever buddy.



joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980163
09/25/14 09:55 PM
09/25/14 09:55 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hope you have a great weekend, Joe. I'll make sure to avoid you around the full moon. lol

It's late Thursday night for me. No excitement so far tonight, thankfully. smile I'll be headed to the far away store tomorrow. It was supposed to be the last time, but now I'm not so sure as we may not start in our permanent locations until the week of Oct. 5th. crazy Oh, well, at least I know I'll have a good assignment . . . eventually. lol

As for now, I'm off to sleep. Have a terrific Friday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980174
09/26/14 12:00 AM
09/26/14 12:00 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,238
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! Sam and I went to the baby sale yesterday and came home with a truckful! Literally! Such fun!

Sister and her friend is coming over tomorrow and spending the night and 7 of us will have a hen party out for dinner. Fun day planned!

Have a great day!


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Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980179
09/26/14 01:27 AM
09/26/14 01:27 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Greece
Good morning,bad day yesterday and bad night...
Anyway have all a nice day. wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: Haroula] #980189
09/26/14 04:18 AM
09/26/14 04:18 AM
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,226
Washington In the Wet corner
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Washington In the Wet corner
Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave



Yo Joe! have a nice day flowers

Hi Venus! Have a nice day
how's your kitties? cat kitty


Hope your day is better Haroula catrub
so sorry for your loss~



Hey ya Ana Have fun at your hen party rah
when is Sam due??




Nan nope! Bella's not spoiled at all lol
thanks for the hugs I sure needed them!
Thank you too Ana hearts
I was sooo tired all day~ sleep




Have a nice day Boomers Karen puppy fall

Last edited by Drmojo; 09/26/14 04:22 AM.

"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: Drmojo] #980190
09/26/14 04:50 AM
09/26/14 04:50 AM
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 6,145
Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Good morning Boomers wave Happy Friday yay Coffee is ready! Enjoy the day all puppy


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980191
09/26/14 04:58 AM
09/26/14 04:58 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,099
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana, Haroula, Karen and Sue. Joe nice you have the weekend off! Venus only a week before you start at your new store. Ana great to hear the sling will be off soon. Haroula so sorry for your friend's loss. My prayers to her and you. Karen love and hugs to you my brave friend! Sue thanks for the coffee. Happy Day wished for All! fall


Gerry
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980198
09/26/14 06:27 AM
09/26/14 06:27 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,014
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Haroula and Karen, lots of Hugs on the way. hearts To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Bacon and Eggs, and Banana Muffins in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980202
09/26/14 07:06 AM
09/26/14 07:06 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers puppy

Joe, I'll look out for the full moon phase.

Venus, happy work day!

Ana, sounds like a fun day. Enjoy the hen party.

Haroula, hugs! hearts

Karen, sleep well my friend, see you in the morning.

Sue, coffee? Yay! yay

Gerry, enjoy whatever plans you have today.

Connie, Danish sounds great. Enjoy the day!

A short walk this morning, a few errands to run and girls get their flu shots after school. Wishing everyone a wonderful Friday! lab


Gail
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980222
09/26/14 11:00 AM
09/26/14 11:00 AM
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Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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northern Wisconsin
Joe may today fly for you so you may start your weekend off!!! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

venus sorry you have to head to the far away store today but soon maybe you won't except in a pinch! Have a lovely day!

Ana sounds like a fun day planned, enjoy!! You and Sam surely had a wonderful time baby shopping! lol Wow a truck full he must be all set now! Have a lovely day!

Haroula HUGS!!!! Such a sad thing but it sounds like he gave it a good fight! Sending prayers for all affected for strength, comfort and understanding. Have a lovely day!

Karen HUGS! always for you!! Just glad that part is over with now. Have a lovely day!

Sue thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice walk and a lovely day!

Connie thanks so much for all the goodies. Have a lovely day!

Gail hope the weather is nice for the walk and the errands are fun! Good luck to the girls and the flu shots! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980226
09/26/14 11:48 AM
09/26/14 11:48 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980229
09/26/14 12:18 PM
09/26/14 12:18 PM
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Posts: 28,972
Unionville
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Unionville
Good afternoon boomers. Hope everyone has a fantastic Friday smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980233
09/26/14 12:52 PM
09/26/14 12:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll wave

Nice day in AL. Looking forward to a quiet day of DVR clearing....wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumpin Good Friday [Re: gymcandy1] #980307
09/26/14 11:31 PM
09/26/14 11:31 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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sweet dreams all.


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