Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
George Washington (1732 - 1799)
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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A man is travelling across the country and comes upon a pig with a wooden leg.
This rouses his curiousity so he finds the owner of the pig and asks "How'd your pig get a wooden leg?"
The farmer replies "Why, this pig is really something else. One day, I got trapped under my tractor. My little fella ran on over to the neighbours and somehow got them to come on over and free me from under it. This amazing pig saved my life!"
The traveller, amazed, says "That is amazing, so how'd he end up with a wooden leg?"
The farmer goes on to say "Let me tell you about this marvellous pig. Another time, the house set fire and I was trapped inside, unconcious. This sweetheart of a pig ran through the flames, grabbed my arm in his mouth and dragged me out to safety. This little guy saved my life AGAIN!"
The traveller, mystified, replied "That is a wonderous thing, but...how'd the pig get a wooden leg?"
The farmer goes on, saying "Let me tell you...one time I fell in the pond, and not knowing how to swim, set to drowning. This beautiful creature dived on in, and pulled me out to safety, then gave me mouth to mouth resucitation. The little bugger SAVED MY LIFE! AGAIN!"
The traveller, amazed, but now incredibly curious, asked again..."Wow, but..how'd he get the wooden leg?!"
The farmer replied, "A marvellous creature, I tells ya, a real beaut. A pig like that, you just can't eat a pig like that.
At least not all at once"
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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a
shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting
to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a
tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?"
" No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
He's okay boys. He's one of us."
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A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his [blip].
A young nurse says Why are you doing that
He replies,It died today.
Oh thats terrible!, the nurse replied
The next day the man has his [blip] hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, I thought it died yesterday.
The man replies, It did. Today is the viewing.
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Did you know that there is only two good things that come out of Oklahoma?
I-35 South & I-35 North...
Do you know why birds fly upside down over Oklahoma?
There's nothing worth pooping on.
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,
buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me
the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for
$57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out
into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again
says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself
one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he
can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so
he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for
the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill
for $67.00.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the
living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says,
"Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill.
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you
drink."
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Good morning everyboomie.
I've waited way too late again to start my post. Tomorrow is not 5 or 6 o'clock start, but it is a 7:00 start, which is early enough when you get up at 5:30 sooo........
Ugh
Oh yeah. We had a BIG BOOMER last night. It shook me almost out of bed. I though my house had exploded.
We got a little over an inch of rain, and it only got into the 50s all day.
It was a puuurfect day.
Ok that's it.
Have a happy day everyone.
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Hope work goes well and flies by for you today.
Enjoy your trips today.
As for today, I'm hoping Thorsgoats and I can finally finish Dreamfall, so we'll be fully prepared by the time Chapters comes out in nine more days. 
I worked Friday morning, Saturday 5 to 8:30, and today 8 to 11, this morning, and 5 to 8 tonight. So that's my working weekend every weekend. I did buy a 48" flat screen TV this week. 
. Tomorrow Comcast cable guy is gonna hook it up for me. I can't wait. So I guess you could say it was a good weekend.