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Jokes.(Hint) #984712
10/22/14 02:24 AM
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-1.I get no respect: I remember the time a was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted m--- p----.

-2.A bum came over to me and told me he hadn’t had a bite in 10 days, so I b-- h--.

-3.I came from a real tough neighbourhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he
wasn’t a professional, the knife had b----- on it.

-4.I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself.
He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a c--- p---- by your mouth.

-5.I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I k--- the h----.

6.I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a t--s--r and a r---o.

-7.To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a t------- t----.

-8.Love is grand; divorce is a h------ g----.

-9.Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes s-----.

-10.Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and s--------.

lol

Last edited by curly; 10/23/14 06:27 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984724
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2. bit him


Gerry
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984726
10/22/14 05:45 AM
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If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984728
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1. more proof lol


Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984732
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4 - cell phone wave

Last edited by niteowl07; 10/22/14 06:45 AM.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984734
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Thanks.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984735
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8. hundred grand lol

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984738
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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984739
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5. keep the house lol

Morning curly


Gail
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984748
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984749
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oops too slow smile

Last edited by manxman; 10/22/14 08:17 AM.

Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984750
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984754
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984755
10/22/14 08:32 AM
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Thanks all.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984947
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.

Last edited by Lex; 10/23/14 02:03 AM.

Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984950
10/23/14 02:34 AM
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see hints.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984952
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Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #984966
10/23/14 06:26 AM
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Thanks Bob.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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