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#985279 - Yesterday at 10:05 PM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
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Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
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A mighty fire had been raging at a Texas oil refinery. Fire engines from all around had tried in vain to get close enough to the fierce blaze to put it out, but the heat was so intense that no one could even get near the burning oil and gas. Hundreds of fire trucks from far and wide had been called and now they all just sat wondering what to do.
Suddenly, an old fire engine from a tiny fire company appeared in the distance. It was the only truck from a tiny town and had been driving all night in response to this alarm. To the amazement of all of the firemen, the tiny truck sped right past the other fire engines and came to a leisurely halt right at the base of the fire. The men in the tiny truck leaped out, doused themselves with water from their own hoses, and proceeded to extinguish the fire.

The next dat at an awards ceremony for the 6 heoic men of the tiny fire company, the Governor presented the fire chief with a check for $20,000.

"What do you think your fire company will do with such a large amount of money?", asked the Governor.

"Well," replied the old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do with it is fix the brakes on that old truck!"
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A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up.
Unfortunately, she had a case of bad breath so severe she had to take a powerful drug to control it. She was about to take the drug when she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they would be spending the rest of their lives together.

So she returned to bed without taking the drug.

Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a problem with foot odor so offensive it required a special preparation to keep it under control. He was about to apply the preparation when he decided it would be better to let his wife know about his problem because she would find out about it sooner or later anyway.

He skipped applying the preparation, returned to bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss.

She said, "Honey, there's something I have to tell you."

"OK," he said, "I think I already know what it is, but why in the world would you eat my socks??"
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A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head, fried eggs on each shoulder, and a strip of bacon over each ear.
The shrink, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

The guy answers, "Doc, I'm worried about my brother."
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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at
thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope
out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make
every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes
crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering,
basically going ballistic.

So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do?
I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,
"I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just
now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.
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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to pee in the boat."
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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what???s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ???roof???." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe he's a Dimaggio fan."
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Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.

Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


IT'S SATURDAY YAA YAA YAA! penguin


I'm soooooo hoppy.


It's great to be off again for two whole days. I've still got lots to do. We close on my house next Friday, and I've gotta be getting ready to move, and I still have things to do here. yes


Today I will move furniture out of my bedroom, strip some wallpaper and boarder off, and paint the walls. happydance


Sounds like a fun day to me. thumbsup


Baby may not be very thrilled about it though. puppy


I may have to tie a paintbrush to her tail. That'll make her happy. snicker


Welcome to the weekend everyone.


Have a happy day.



joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (Yesterday at 10:07 PM)
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#985282 - Yesterday at 10:29 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Joe, I think you need to invite your siblings and have a painting party. You work too hard! hearts

I'll be working and taking the dogs for a run. puppy

Have a great day all!

Ana wave
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#985295 - Today at 01:56 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7831
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all. wave
Have all a happy day. smile wave
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#985303 - Today at 04:57 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17330
Loc: Marlborough USA
cat Good Morning Joe, Ana and Haroula. Joe I agree with Ana. You work to hard and should have some help with the painting. Ana hope you get some time for you today! Haroula enjoy your walk. Sue the coffee is ready. Happy Day wished for All! cat
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#985310 - Today at 06:34 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8127
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. If all goes well we will get the permit and materials Monday, and the boys will start on the roof on Tuesday. They will be working on porch area first as it needs a major redesign. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Waffles, and Bacon and Eggs in the NC. fall
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#985312 - Today at 07:15 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Haroula]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9586
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Gerry and Connie. Have a great Saturday. happydance
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#985318 - Today at 09:03 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5528
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Joe, that sounds like a thrilling weekend. lol Glad to hear your move is coming along, anyway. thumbsup Hope you get some help with the painting!

Hope the work goes well, Ana, and have fun with the dogs. puppy

Have a happy day, too, Haroula.

Enjoy your Saturday, Gerry.

Hope the painting goes well, Connie.

Have a great Saturday, too, Space Quest.

I'm off today. I think I might play some more Chapters, and try the other path this time as from what I've read, I can interact with completely different characters in that one. thumbsup Kitty version Venus is currently in my lap, preventing me from doing much of anything right now. lol

Okay off to see what else is happening. Have a great Saturday, everyone. fall


Edited by venus (Today at 09:04 AM)

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#985322 - Today at 09:42 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15348
Loc: Unionville
Good morning boomers. Hope everyone has a super Saturday smile
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#985325 - Today at 10:00 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42399
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Joe, painting can be a breeze, but stripping wallpaper eek Are you excited about getting into your new place?

Ana, how is your shoulder?

Haroula wave

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Connie, sounds like fun times coming up.

Space, what is up for you today?

Venus, Kitties excell at that. How is kitty version feeling?

Manx, what's up for the day?

wave
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#985326 - Today at 10:08 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21329
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning everyone laugh

The weekend has officially arrived and it's time off from work to recharge the spirit and mind. Just doesn't get much better than that! And getting to hang out with family is one of my weekend gifts wink

HEY! Have a SuperSaturday!

I'm off to garden, sip coffee and listen to my whale music wave
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#985328 - Today at 10:13 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5528
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a super Saturday, too, manxman.

L4L, kitty version Venus is doing much better, thanks for asking. She's trotting around, getting into mischief, basically acting like her old self. grin Hope you have a terrific day.

Sounds like you have a fantastic weekend planned, soot. thumbsup

Thorsgoats and I are going to have a late breakfast/early lunch soon, as he's heading off to work today. thumbsup

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#985342 - Today at 11:13 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13701
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe I think you work harder on your days off then the days you work. lol Happy Painting! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana how is the shoulder doing with the therapy? May the corner be kind and the dog walk be fun. Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie may all go as planned so the boys can start reroofing on time. May the weather be kind also! Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Space welcome to the weekend and have a lovely day!

Manxman have a lovely day!

L4l may you have a nice quiet day! Have a lovely day!

Soot welcome to the weekend and may it be rejuvinating! Have a lovely day!

venus have fun on the "other path" lol Glad kitty is back to self again. May she stay that way! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

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#985349 - Today at 11:56 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5528
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Thanks, Nan! grin Hope you're having a terrific weekend.

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#985354 - Today at 12:32 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7296
Loc: San Diego, CA
Very quiet Saturday around here. Last night was TWO homecoming celebrations/games for my 2 alma maters. I attended one for 2 years and got switched over to a brand new school for my senior year. Hated being dragged away from all my friends but we managed. Guess they both had homecomings on the same Friday night. One school is 4 blocks away and the other is about the same in the other direction. Fun, fireworks all over, boom boom boom.

Penelope is arriving before dawn now and I don't see her until her second trip at about 5:30pm. We eat grapes and sunflower seeds and prance around. Sometimes she eats the cat's leftover shredded canned food. I thought peacocks didn't like meat other than bugs. I'm learning. Maybe she thinks the shreds are worms. She's getting very very friendly. Comes right up to me, waits outside the deck gate for me to open it and in she prances. Saves her flying onto the roof or over the high fence. She can fly though and jumps/flaps straight up about 8 feet! Amazing to see her launch onto the roof.

Internet STILL working. Hooray. Guess the tech knew her stuff, created a whole new connection and bypassed whatever corrupted the first one. Good for her. If it happens again, I'll know what to tell the tech to do. Strange how it got messed up. I still think someone hacked in somehow and hijacked my connection. I'll be checking everything out today on all sides.
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#985367 - Today at 03:29 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Posts: 42399
Loc: Alabama
Hubby and I had a great walk...beautiful outside. Wish it was always like this. Now I'm tired! wave
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