-1.When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my r---.”
-2.I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my w---.”
-3.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the T------.”
-4.The way taxes are, you might as well marry for l---.”
-5.A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the f----.”
-6.A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the j---- to l----.”
7.Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than g---.”
-8.When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was A-----.”
-9.The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a s-------.”
-10.He's so optimistic he'd buy a b----- s--- with two pairs of pants."
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