Press Release, October 24th 2014
(Not Exactly) Clarence House, Westminster, England

Today Queen Elizabeth II embraced online social media platform Twitter by sending one’s first‘ tweet. This is merely the beginning of Her Majesty’s newfound interest in technology.

Bolstered by the recent rejection of independence by the people of Scotland Her Majesty is now considering what great feats the people of Britain can achieve, reigniting the fire powering what was the largest Empire the world has ever known.

It is logical that soon Her Majesty, with this newly formed enthusiasm for technology, will want to expand Britain’s reach and influence beyond the continents found upon this small planet of ours. Her Majesty will turn to the stars in an attempt to create a new, Galactic British Empire

And you have the unique opportunity to be a part of this new adventure (game)

BillyGoat Entertainment Ltd is proud to announce Her Majesty’s SPIFFING, a jovial 3D adventure game, a sample of which you can play right now

Assuming command of the near futuristic space ship HMSS Imperialise and her crew (distinguished veteran and gentleman Cpt Frank Lee English and his snarky South Walean colleague SubSLieutenant Aled Jones) YOU (yes, YOU) will venture into the cosmos, solve puzzles, engage in witty banter, deal with crippling claustrophobia, gradually succumb to the sustained exposure of cosmic radiation and so on, all for
Queen and Country. Heck, along the way, you may stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations…

***SPOILERS BELOW***

You will stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations.

Her Majesty’s SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back
www.billygoat.tv
A demo of Her Majesty’s SPIFFING is available to download right now:
http://tinyurl.com/plma6as


But this adventure and Her Majesty’s aspirations cannot be realized without your support Britain now more than ever needs you!

In order for this adventure to become a reality BillyGoat Entertainment needs to raise an additional 30,000 of your English Pounds and you can contribute to the cause by visiting their Kickstarter page and pledging:
http://kck.st/101y7fK

So please pledge, pledge for science, pledge for discovery, pledge for a humorous adventure game leaning heavily on national stereotypes for cheep laughs, rendered in glorious 3D. But most importantly, pledge for England!..