In a crowded city, a woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting at a bus stop.

As the bus drew up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step.

Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg high enough.

Then she again tried to make the step, only to discover she still couldn't.

Feeling even more embarrassed, she reached behind her again and unzipped her skirt a little further.

For a second time she attempted the step but still couldn't raise her leg high enough.

So, with another coy smile to the driver, she reached behind to unzip her skirt yet a little more.

But she was still was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but
after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we was friends."

Hahahaha.
Thanks, Mad!

Ana

GREAT one to start the day!

Fantastic!

Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw

mad

Good one Mad

Thanks Mad, that's really funny!