GAMEBOOMERS provides you with all the latest PC adventure computer games information, forum, walkthroughs, reviews and news.

GB Reviews

Latest & Upcoming Adventure Games

GB Annual Game Lists

GB Interviews

BAAGS

GB @ acebook

About Us

Walkthroughs

free games galore

Game Publishers & Developers

World of Adventure

Patches

GB @ witter

GameBoomers Store

Print Thread
Jokes. #988506
11/14/14 03:23 AM
11/14/14 03:23 AM
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
Sonic Boomer
curly  Offline OP
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
-1.How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a d--- of c----.

-2.What country makes you shiver?
--i--.

-3.What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A b---- l----!

-4.What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A r--- of good l---.

-5.What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm c----- d--- with something!

-6.What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very a--------e.

7.What did Tennessee?
The same thing A-------.
What did Delaware?
Her N-- -e----.

-8.What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead c--------.

9.Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran a--- from the b---.

-10.What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An i----n----n.

lol

Last edited by curly; 11/14/14 12:36 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988509
11/14/14 04:53 AM
11/14/14 04:53 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 11,845
Isle of Man
Lex Offline
Adept Boomer
Lex  Offline
Adept Boomer

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 11,845
Isle of Man
Bonjour Remi.

1. Deck of Cards. wink


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988511
11/14/14 04:57 AM
11/14/14 04:57 AM
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
Sonic Boomer
curly  Offline OP
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Merci Kevin. Bonne journée.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988517
11/14/14 05:18 AM
11/14/14 05:18 AM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 9,303
Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...
bermag45 Offline
BAAG Specialist
bermag45  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 9,303
Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...
2. Chile lol Hi Curly wave

Bernie monky

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988519
11/14/14 05:22 AM
11/14/14 05:22 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Offline
Sonic Boomer
Kaki's Sister  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
4. a rash of good luck!
Morning curly wave


Gerry
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988520
11/14/14 05:25 AM
11/14/14 05:25 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer
Haroula  Offline
Adept Boomer

Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
10.An incarnation. lol wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988521
11/14/14 06:47 AM
11/14/14 06:47 AM
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 15,006
Ohio
michele rose Online content
Graduate Boomer
michele rose  Online Content
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 15,006
Ohio
3. brick layer lol

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988526
11/14/14 07:41 AM
11/14/14 07:41 AM
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 16,715
Doylestown, Pennsylvania
Redz Offline
Graduate Boomer
Redz  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 16,715
Doylestown, Pennsylvania
8. a dead centipede grin wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988528
11/14/14 08:22 AM
11/14/14 08:22 AM
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
Sonic Boomer
curly  Offline OP
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Morning. Good answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988531
11/14/14 09:55 AM
11/14/14 09:55 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 29,024
Unionville
manxman Offline
Sonic Boomer
manxman  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 29,024
Unionville
5. coming down wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988535
11/14/14 10:16 AM
11/14/14 10:16 AM
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 6,755
Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
OrleansBelle Online content
BAAG Specialist
OrleansBelle  Online Content
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 6,755
Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
6 - attractive


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988541
11/14/14 11:08 AM
11/14/14 11:08 AM
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
Sonic Boomer
curly  Offline OP
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Thanks.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988545
11/14/14 11:27 AM
11/14/14 11:27 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer
GBC  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
9. ran away from the ball.

Morning curly, hearts


Gail
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988551
11/14/14 12:01 PM
11/14/14 12:01 PM
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist
niteowl07  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
7 - arkansas ,new jersey
wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #988553
11/14/14 12:36 PM
11/14/14 12:36 PM
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
Sonic Boomer
curly  Offline OP
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 46,938
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
Thanks. Hi Gail.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

Moderated by  Pandora, soot, Urban Worrier 

Who's Online Now
0 registered members (), 232 guests, and 0 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Staff, Mod
Newest Members
PierreLombardo, Dux, WillPowerGoat, Ebalon, J7769mon
9388 Registered Users
Powered by UBB.threads™