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Paraprosdokians. #989005
11/18/14 03:35 AM
11/18/14 03:35 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
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(Winston Churchill loved them) These are figures of speech in which the latter
part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently
humorous. Enjoy!

-1. Where there's a will, I ---- to be in it.

-2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until
you hear them s----.

-3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be w----.

-4. War does not determine who is right - only who is ----.

-5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in
a f---- s----.

-6. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
r-------.

-7. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a c-------?

-8. Change is inevitable, except from a v------ m------.

-9. Silence is golden, duct tape is s-----.

10. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one c----?

lol

Last edited by curly; 11/18/14 09:32 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989006
11/18/14 04:40 AM
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2. speak

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989007
11/18/14 04:56 AM
11/18/14 04:56 AM
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Deepest darkest Norfolk, Engla...
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4. Left - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie monky

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989008
11/18/14 04:59 AM
11/18/14 04:59 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Thanks. Hi Bernie.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989009
11/18/14 05:25 AM
11/18/14 05:25 AM
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Long Beach, Australia
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5 fruit salad!


Quantity has a quality all of its own
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989015
11/18/14 05:53 AM
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3. wrong?


Gerry
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989024
11/18/14 06:49 AM
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1.wand smile wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989027
11/18/14 07:25 AM
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6. research wave


To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989028
11/18/14 07:38 AM
11/18/14 07:38 AM
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8. vending machine lol wave

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989029
11/18/14 08:03 AM
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The Outer Limits
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9. silver lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989032
11/18/14 08:18 AM
11/18/14 08:18 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
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Morning. Good ones. Haroula, I'm sure you meant 'want', right?


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989034
11/18/14 08:39 AM
11/18/14 08:39 AM
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10. child grin

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989038
11/18/14 09:32 AM
11/18/14 09:32 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly Offline OP
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Thanks michele.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989042
11/18/14 10:09 AM
11/18/14 10:09 AM
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the dusty desert
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7 - camp fire wave

Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989047
11/18/14 11:07 AM
11/18/14 11:07 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Thanks niteowl, I missed that one.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Paraprosdokians. [Re: curly] #989057
11/18/14 12:20 PM
11/18/14 12:20 PM
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yes wink wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

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